Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Ball Whopping

That “whopping”, smacking sound made by a dude’s balls and ballsack as it smacks repeatedly against a girl’s taint or butt cheeks during some vigorous sex. Position, intensity and type of penetration (vaginal or anal) vary the level of whop.

Whopping may also occur during a serious session of skull fucking oral with the smacking of the sack against the chin or throat.

My nuts are sore from ball whopping Rachel last night.

I think my mom could here the ball whopping coming from my room. I muzzled my girl’s moans by stuffing her panties in her mouth but I could do nothing about the beating of my mansack against her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Studded Movement

When your bowel movement is “studded” with noticeable food remnants from past meals. Corn, nuts and leafy greens are often the primary studs one will find in a freshly pinched loaf.

You should have seen the corn in the studded movement I just had. It had to be a full roasting ear’s worth.

I just had a nutty studded movement. I need to pay off the almonds. It was rather painful.

Well that salad didn’t stay in me very long. I just blew out lunch in one leafy studded movement.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Meat Blossom

When you pound the pussy good and leave it in a puffy, engorged state.

Sandy used her hand mirror to admire her meat blossom after I drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Tonguer

An individual that lovingly performs the fine art of fellatio with lots of hot tongue action including flicking and licking from balls to the head. A tonguer is a coveted sexual partner.

Rachel is a tonguer braaaaaahgg. She worships my cock with that mouth and tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Grater Wipe

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.

Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017

Hog's Breath

Rank ass bad breath. Halitosis of the worst kind. Induced by a number of reasons including gingivitis, rotten teeth, meth mouth, binge drinking, etc. Breath so bad it's like they've been eating shit.

That bitch was smoking hot till she opened her mouth and had hog's breath. Enough to gag a maggot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Pulled Beef

The male penis, post ejaculation, in the refractory period. Often a flaccid or semi-flaccid state.

After a marathon wanking session, Jeremy laid back and admired the shrimp paste on his Pulled Beef.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015