Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Deli Slice

An absolute mind melting hot babe that you would give your left nut to bang just one time, but will never be anything more to you other than a entry into your ever growing spank bank.

Stan: Have you checked out the new girl in accounting Carl? She is fucking hot. I am going to ask her out.
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Wet Socket

A slutty female. An easy lay. Requires little more than attention to drop them panties.

I hear the new girl in accounting is a wet socket. I'm going to ask her to get a drink after work. I'll let you smell my fingers tomorrow braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Moon Drops

When you walk your girl up in the middle of the night for sex by dragging your scrotum back and forth across her face and lips.

Moon dropping can also apply to tea bagging her if she’s an open mouth sleeper.

I gave Rachel the moon drops last night about 2 a.m.

I can always stop her snoring with the moon drops.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Knobdale

Dick smegma.

Knobdale forms under the foreskin and is an off white, cheesy, odiferous substance.

I had a lot of knobdale going on but she still sucked me like a champ.

Your knobdale is really ripe.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Arm Butler

Someone that performs a hand job on you for sexual gratification. May be a girlfriend, boyfriend, relative or complete stranger.

I’m gong to see Rachel after work. She’s my go to arm butler and I need to nut one out.

Your sister has been my arm butler for a while now. She’s getting good at it.

My uncle is a great arm butler when there’s no alternative.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Bean Dipper

A hot, promiscuous lesbian.

She is always knuckle deep in a different girl's twat. She's a real bean dipper.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017