A female that carries money, drugs, jewelry, valuables or other sundries in her bra for safekeeping or concealment.
Rachel was ragging with Aunt Flo but didn’t want to carry a purse so she was breast smuggling a couple tampons.
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
My mom is a breast smuggler. She’s always got some gum in there. Want a piece?
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.
Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
Granny had some serious Flaps.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
That party last night was awesome. It was a bunghole rodeo. I banged three chicks in a row.
My ass is a bit sore today. I don’t remember much after passing out. But pretty sure that I was a participant in a bunghole rodeo.
My ass is a bit sore today. I don’t remember much after passing out. But pretty sure that I was a participant in a bunghole rodeo.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
A gifted cock sucking female with porn star talent for deep throating. She can engulf and suck down a long fat cock like pelican taking a fish in it's throat pouch.
Let Rachel suck your dick braaaaahhh. She's a pelican throat.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017