Ruff Tugger

A hand job or masturbation of the penis without lubrication. A rough, dry wank. Usually done when your just need a quick nut.
My balls were aching so I snuck in the shitter for a ruff tugger.

Rachel gave me a ruff tugger in the theater during the previews.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
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Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.
Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
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Pickled Ginger

An extremely inebriated ginger female that you easily bring home with you and peniley violate every orifice of her freckly, milky white body before serving her some eggs and calling her an Uber.
I had a little pickled ginger last night.

It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Clear the Jungle

Groom the pubes. Shave the pubic region of thick hair.
Rachel needs to clear the jungle. She let it go way too long.

I couldn’t find her clit on that wooly mess. I told her to go clear the jungle and come back to bed.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Meat Chisel

A male or female with braces or snaggle tooth dental conditions that make giving head a very rough and often painful experience.
Frank: I can't wait until this Friday broooohhh!
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.

Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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Snacknpuss

A side hoe or a collection of multiple hoes that one can call upon for sexual favors. The puss one gets on the side or sly.
Carl loves his traveling sales job. He has a little snacknpuss in every city he visits.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2015
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Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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