Eaton Holgoode's definitions
An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.
Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Hot Puffer mug.A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Savory Squirts mug.A fat, limp penis. Typical the penis is a post ejaculation state. However, applies to any fat, limp dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Lugworm mug.by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
Get the Pinch Meat mug.The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Genital Dribblies mug.I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018
Get the Dropping Potatoes mug.Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.
Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Grunt Nugget mug.