by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.
What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.
I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.
What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.
I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
She was a little turned off by my ravioli Tip. Told me I needed to get a shower and clean up.
I sucked a guy off last night. The room was dark. The taste was a little bitter. I think he had ravioli Tip.
I sucked a guy off last night. The room was dark. The taste was a little bitter. I think he had ravioli Tip.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
When two lesbians, both suffering from sexually transmitted disease, lock up in a hot, wet, thigh sticking scissor. See green beaned.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015
The non-penetrating sex act of sliding one's cock back and forth and in between the pussy lips of their partner. The back and forth motion is Like slicing up a holiday ham. Meat carving is often performed for clitoral stimulation and to induce vaginal wetness.
Dan's girlfriend was suffering from dry snatch so he did a little meat carving and got that baby slopping moist before giving her the bone.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2015
To Crack A Roll means to have such a nasty, dirty ass from a wet, explosive shart or otherwise toothpaste turd that one uses one full roll of toitet paper and is required to crack open a second roll just to complete the clean up process.
While a big fan of Mexican food, Harold finally determined that it was time to modify his diet and intake because his explosive sharts were getting so messy that he was always having to Crack A Roll.
by Eaton Holgoode March 04, 2014
A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018