Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
Get the Taint Muskmug. When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.
Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Get the Red Curry Dragonmug. When you anal sex up your girls ass with such vim and vigor that it leaves her beautiful round, brown sphincter resembling ground hamburger.
I tore her shit up last night braaaaahhhh. Her winker was like raw hamburger. She loves that ground-round feeling.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
Get the Ground-Roundmug. The anal sphincter.
Rachel has the sweetest bung knot. I love to tounge punch it.
My bung knot is really itchy. I think I need to re-wipe.
My bung knot is really itchy. I think I need to re-wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Get the Bung Knotmug. When your girl works your ball sack with both fists like a speed bag at the gym all whilst you sing the popular Mexican song Cielito lindo otherwise known as the Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay song at the top of your lungs.
Sonja was beating Carl’s balls good as he loves a Mexican speed bag.
Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.
Through the thin walls of his apartment, the sounds of Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Canta y no llores could be heard.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Mexican Speed Bagmug. When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Dry Crustermug. Cindy sucked my cock for a good 20 minutes before she got me to doll up her face with my warm drizzle.
by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017
Get the Warm Drizzlemug.