A chick's booty that's rife with booty juice and is tangy to the taste when you eat it like groceries.
Ken went down and started licking Dana's tight, round booty, but quickly found that he was dining on a spice cake. She forgot to mention that she just got back from spinning class at the gym.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
An Arabian Oil Slick is performed by first taking a massive, greasy shit and not wiping one's ass. This is then followed by dragging one's dirty ass across an area rug (preferably a Persian area rug). The ideal Arabian Oil Slick is a full line of shit remnants from end to end of the carpet. Often performed as a practical joke or for revenge.
Tony was tired of his room mate stealing his laundry change so he got his revenge by doing an Arabian Oil Slick on his roomy's brand new area rug.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
When a female is plugged air tight in all three holes, mouth, vagina and anus, by three well hung male partners.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily
Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
She gobbled up my ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018