Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Whore's Breath

The state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife's or girlfriend's mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of analingus and oral sex on you and gobble your load of semen. She will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, sexual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.

Donna: Did you like that baby when I gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Hit The Trench

The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.

Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Beef Chipper

A snaggle toothed prostitute with a busted up grill.

Stay away from that prostitute broooohhh. She's a beef chipper. She's known to gnaw it raw.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Gorilla Pits

A female with very hairy, unshaven armpits. A turn on for some that like their ladies hirsute.

I couldn't wait to suck on Brenda's big ole titties but when she took her top off she had gorilla pits.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Buffalo Blowout

The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.

I didn't make to half time during the Super Bowl this year before I had a Buffalo Blowout.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Holiday Spoils

Dropping that big old post holiday meal shit into the crapper.

May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.

I just dropped some holiday spoils after that wonderful turkey dinner.

The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2018