Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Apple Smash
I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Apple Smash by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
Green Bean Casserole
When two lesbians, both suffering from sexually transmitted disease, lock up in a hot, wet, thigh sticking scissor. See green beaned.
Green Bean Casserole by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015
Better Off Flat
Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.
Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!
Better Off Flat by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015
Lacsmack
When a male is willingly and intentionally brow beat about the face with a huge set of lactating female breasts.
Like Bessy the cow, Roger's lactating wife climbed on top of him with her full, engorged utters and began lacsmacking him about the face while he wanked himself off.
Lacsmack
Lacsmack
Lacsmack by Eaton Holgoode December 25, 2015
Butter Cupping
To have your scrotum lightly cupped and fondled by someone with silky smooth, almost buttery soft hands.
What's with you braaaahhh?
i came home on spring break last night. My step mom came in and was rubbing my back. The next thing I know she was butter cupping me. So I rolled over and gave it wank at the same time.
Twisted shit yo!!!!
i came home on spring break last night. My step mom came in and was rubbing my back. The next thing I know she was butter cupping me. So I rolled over and gave it wank at the same time.
Twisted shit yo!!!!
Butter Cupping by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
Pan Drippings
That little bit of remnant semen and vaginal juice that trickles and drips from one's lady bits a
D soaks into the panty gusset post sexual intercourse.
D soaks into the panty gusset post sexual intercourse.
Hey Sonja. What's with the odd look on your face? Feeling queezy?
Sorry no. I did a three way with two guys in my dorm last night. Thought I had cleaned up but I just squeezed some pan drippings and my gusset is now sloppy wet.
Sorry no. I did a three way with two guys in my dorm last night. Thought I had cleaned up but I just squeezed some pan drippings and my gusset is now sloppy wet.
Pan Drippings by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
Vice Gripper
An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
Vice Gripper by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015