Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.

Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.

Side Decoration by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

Dry Fondant 

Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.

During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.

Dry Fondant by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

Decorating Tube 

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.

While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.

Decorating Tube by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

An Egg Wash

A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.

Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.

An Egg Wash by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

Mud Avenue 

An alternative way to reference the rectum, the anus, the poopshoot, the hershey highway, the brown eye.

Carl: How was your date with Cindy last night Bro?
Chaz: It was wild yo! I was tappin it doggie and she told me it was time to take a walk down Mud Avenue.
Carl" No way!
Chaz: Yea Brahhhhh! Strolled down that muddy road for an hour!

Mud Avenue by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014

Mudflats 

To perform a traditional Cleveland Steamer on a female with very small or almost non-existent breasts. Mudflats only apply to women with A cup sized breasts or smaller. Upon completion of the traditional steamer action of rolling back and forth, the breast area is left covered in a flat, dirty, wet and muddy state resembling an area of Mudflats found in coastal wetlands.

Harvey's flat chested girlfriend Amanda loves scat play. Harvey obliges her fetish needs by giving her Mudflats every weekend.

Mudflats by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014

Breakfast Turnover 

The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.

Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.

Breakfast Turnover by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014