ERIC's definitions
The most beautiful girl ever known to man. A dead sexy body with one great booty. Also, the nicest girl you'll ever meet.
by Eric February 27, 2005
Get the Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)mug. a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.
by eric September 25, 2003
Get the paranoiamug. 
To masterbate, to be more specific when you can hear noises whether or not your using lotion or lube.
by Eric December 3, 2004
Get the Plungemug. by Eric April 11, 2005
Get the skagmug. by Eric October 11, 2003
Get the boringmug. Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne
The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.
Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.
The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.
Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.
by Eric January 3, 2004
Get the cristalmug.