105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

full house

being infected with both syphilis and gonorrhoea.

i wish i hadn't fucked thunderthighs, she gave me a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

spunkie

A promiscuous and sex-obsessed person - (conflation of spunk (=semen) and junkie.)

"That Diana was a right spunkie" muttered Phillip disapprovingly.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

vatican roulette

Sex without contraception.

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

by Dunky Oggins January 6, 2004

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

rainbow necker

A person who performs cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman. (see also rainbow kiss)

"Oh yes, my Phillip is a rainbow necker" said Elizabeth proudly.

by Dunky Oggins November 20, 2003

magic button

the clitoris

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.

by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003

raspberry swirly

Sexual intercourse during which one or both partners break wind. Frequently this will cause the eroticism of the moment to dissolve in a fit of giggling, and the male participant to end up with a conger eel.

Kevin was very excited anticipating a night of passion with Kylie, but just ended up with a disappointing raspberry swirly.

by Dunky Oggins December 6, 2003