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Magic-Button Syndrome 

The delusion that editing images, design works, creating designs, or creating digital paintings and illustrations is a simple task that only takes a few minutes or with the push of the button.

This delusion is brought on by a combination of the inclusion of computer software and hardware into art and design worlds, as well has having minimal-to-zero understanding of the technical processes required to achieve the desired results.
Pam: I need you to make it look like I'm sitting next to Chewbacca on a roller coaster! That shouldn't take you long, right?

Tim: Actually it'll take me at least a few hours...

Pam: What do you mean!? It should only take you a few minutes! Aren't you going to just Photoshop it!?

Tim: Pam, you have what we call "Magic-Button Syndrome"...

the magic button 

The magic button is a wondrous part of the female vagina also known as the clit. It is magical because it can make a girl cum very quickly.
Guy- bro that girls magic button was so far up, my foot couldn’t even reach it.

Vaughan- I bet my dick would find it...

Rando- y e s

The Magic button is Also known as clit
the magic button by M y s e l f..... September 15, 2019

magic marketing button

If your enterprise cannot connect efficiently and cost effectively with new customers and clients, it will not survive.

To do that, each organization (for-profits, non-profits, charities, even NGOs and government departments) needs to have a magic marketing button: a button they can push, over and over again, that reliably and cheaply makes ‘the phone ring’. It is an ‘easy button’, so to speak.
“In the mini storage industry, for example, their magic marketing button can be as simple as sending a postcard to nearby homes reminding them that, if they have too much stuff in their garages, say, they can get rid of it in a hurry.”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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