cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.
A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.
by Duncan July 12, 2004
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ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.
'you are a ned'
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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Beef

A slang word for pot (cannabis)
You gettin any beef the night man
by Duncan December 05, 2003
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santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism
hello santa, here's a paycheck,
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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8:17

8:17 pm -- The working man's 4:20. A time of day suitable for career-oriented-yet-pot-addicted individuals to blaze up without interfering with normal work hours.

Coined in Berkeley in July 2003.
Whew, what a day at the office... it's 8:17, grab the bong.
by duncan June 03, 2004
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Rrrrubop a hoo bang

Sexual Intercourse.

Rarely used without Bang Bang k'Tang Tang preceding it.
"He got himself a little Bang Bang k'Tang Tang. A little Rrrrubop a hoo bang".
by Duncan November 11, 2003
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Yer Ma

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.
'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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