FIIK

fucked if i know

by Duncan April 14, 2003

double bagger

A woman of questionable background, with whom sex would necessitate wearing two condoms.

Q: Would you screw Paris Hilton?
A: Sure, but I'd double up on the jimmy hats 'cuz she's a double bagger.

by Duncan February 19, 2005

kerned out

completely relaxed, spaced out.

I am so kerned out right now, I don't even wanna move.

by duncan October 11, 2003

Coopers

Greatest Brewers in the entire world, famous for their Pale Ale amongst others.

Fuck oath this is a great brew, must be a coopers.

by Duncan September 07, 2003

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 08, 2004

jock

The term jock is commonly used by self confessed anti-socialists.

Skaters frequently use this term, as they are jealous of the more popular, better sports people. Although these people tend to think too highly of themeselves, they tend to succeed in gaining a number of the opposite sex as dedicated followers, of which outsiders are jealous of.

by Duncan February 26, 2005