ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

shank

knife, stabbing device, blade

I'm gunna stab you with my shank.

by Duncan October 22, 2003

mcguffies

Yet another slang term for womens breasts.

She's got some nice mcguffies

by Duncan September 16, 2005

HFIC

"Head Faggot In Charge" - used as a title.

a takeoff of HNIC.

Oh, you want to talk to the H.F.I.C.- he's the one that makes all the decisions.

by Duncan October 01, 2004

sladge

A lot of available women in one place- the collective noun for slags.

plenty of boss-quality sladge on lark lane tonight
check out the sladge in there

by Duncan April 07, 2004

Coloured

Or Colored (US)

Possibly the most offensive racial slur of them all. Use implys that being black (or non-white) is a sensitive issue that needs to be skirted around.

I think he might be... you know... coloured

by Duncan July 13, 2004

santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

by Duncan January 14, 2004