shag

1.(N) A seabird

2.(V) To engage in sexual intercourse

3.(Adj) Not very good
We took our binoculars and went out looking for a shag on the cliffs. While we were there we decided to have a shag on the cliffs. Unfortunately the weather was shag on the cliffs.
by Duncan July 18, 2004
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Tolkien

I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.

People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.

Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
Tolkien was an author
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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jokeboat

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).
"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
by Duncan October 06, 2004
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six by six

A huge burger from In-n-Out (a western US chain) comprised of 6 patties of meat and 6 slices of cheese. See "double double" and "four by four".
"Welcome to In-n-Out, may I take your order?"
"I'll have a six by six and a vanilla shake."
"That'll be $7.50, fattie"
by duncan June 08, 2004
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queg

You wouldn't catch me at Garlands, mate, that's where the quegs go.
by Duncan April 04, 2004
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not even

you are disputing a statement
He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"
by duncan October 11, 2003
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'tro

A Heterosexual person. Short form of "hetero". See 'mo
We went to the restaurant, but it was full of 'tros, so we left.
by Duncan January 28, 2004
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