Duncan's definitions

Red Shite

Liverpool Football Club and their supporters who, as is well documented, like to fuck their mothers.

give me a stanley knife mate- in fact, make it two, we're playing the Red Shite on saturday

by Duncan April 4, 2004

spacecamp

v. to send a person in training for a job on the actual job due to an emergency situation. Named after the movie "Space Camp".

Dude, I've only been studying anatomy for a week, and they made me do heart surgery! They totally spacecamped me!

by Duncan September 29, 2005

queg

Liverpudlian slang for a homosexual

You wouldn't catch me at Garlands, mate, that's where the quegs go.

by Duncan April 4, 2004

jokeboat

To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).

"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".

"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"

"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".

by Duncan October 6, 2004

Yer Ma

Chavs and neds say this to everyone.
Sort of like calling people 'pure gothic bams', 'big junkies', or 'y'bam'

These neds are the bane of Scottish society, They have nothing better to do...... I digress.
Basicly, Neds sy this and it's meant to be insulting.

'Yer ma, y'bam'
'Ah pure had yer ma'
'so did yer ma'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

shank

knife, stabbing device, blade

I'm gunna stab you with my shank.

by Duncan October 22, 2003