Duncan's definitions
I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.
People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.
Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.
Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.
Tolkien was an author
by Duncan January 14, 2004
Get the Tolkienmug. A huge burger from In-n-Out (a western US chain) comprised of 6 patties of meat and 6 slices of cheese. See "double double" and "four by four".
"Welcome to In-n-Out, may I take your order?"
"I'll have a six by six and a vanilla shake."
"That'll be $7.50, fattie"
"I'll have a six by six and a vanilla shake."
"That'll be $7.50, fattie"
by duncan June 8, 2004
Get the six by sixmug. To jokeboat is to add superfluous and obvious information to a joke (especially someone else's), usually in a misguided attempt to explain the joke (often because the jokeboater didn't get it initially (<i>i.e.</i> "Missed the Boat on the Joke)).
"Those bees are evil- you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany".
"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"
"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
"Oh, dude, that's funny, since bees LIVE IN A HIVE!!!"
"Right; that was the point. Quit jokeboating".
by Duncan October 6, 2004
Get the jokeboatmug. by Duncan October 1, 2004
Get the HFICmug. by Duncan September 16, 2005
Get the mcguffiesmug. When you are boning a Jewish American Princess and you spin her around while she is riding your cock.
by Duncan October 21, 2004
Get the Dradlemug. A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings
That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong
by Duncan September 26, 2003
Get the Bollocksmug.