Duncan's definitions

Coloured

Or Colored (US)

Possibly the most offensive racial slur of them all. Use implys that being black (or non-white) is a sensitive issue that needs to be skirted around.

I think he might be... you know... coloured

by Duncan July 13, 2004

sladge

A lot of available women in one place- the collective noun for slags.

plenty of boss-quality sladge on lark lane tonight
check out the sladge in there

by Duncan April 7, 2004

relosha

definition unknown; also a sauce, slightly peanut buttery, with chocolate coating.

" Yeaaaaah RELOSHA!" " May i have a side of relosha please?"

by Duncan March 17, 2003

biscuit belly

The phenomenon when a girl with a bit of pudge on her stomach wears tight pants but a top that shows her midriff, causing her belly fat to spill over the edge of her pants. Much like the way that biscuit dough oozes out of the container. Also known as muffin belly. See biscuit hips.

She's got a bit of a biscuit belly, I'd hit it after 3 beers.

by Duncan September 8, 2004

jock

The term jock is commonly used by self confessed anti-socialists.

Skaters frequently use this term, as they are jealous of the more popular, better sports people. Although these people tend to think too highly of themeselves, they tend to succeed in gaining a number of the opposite sex as dedicated followers, of which outsiders are jealous of.

by Duncan February 26, 2005

shag

1.(N) A seabird

2.(V) To engage in sexual intercourse

3.(Adj) Not very good

We took our binoculars and went out looking for a shag on the cliffs. While we were there we decided to have a shag on the cliffs. Unfortunately the weather was shag on the cliffs.

by Duncan July 18, 2004

Tolkien

I don't think warned people against marraige, he himself was a married Catholic.

People who say he was racist are just wrong. He wanted to create a mythology for England, 'cos they didn't really have one of their own ( check the facts, King Aurthur is a Welsh legend before the English nick him, Tolkien would have been well aware of this). As such, It would have been fairly hard to create a black/Asian charachter to fit an ancient/ near medievel english myth.

Anyway, back to definition, he was a writer who created the second highest selling book ever ( the first being the Bible), and a very good book it is too, the only people who say it's boring, are the ones who never read past the bit with Tom Bombadil.

Tolkien was an author

by Duncan January 14, 2004