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Rosa Parks

The reason why African Americans are now able to sit at the front of the bus
(African American sits at front of the bus)
bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit
by Dubiks January 21, 2019
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incest

1. When you fuck someone who is related to you
2. What white-trash rednecks often do in their free time because no other woman wants to date them
3. A, for some reason, popular type of cartoon porn among hentai sites
4. What the Oedipus complex is based on
5. An illegal act that could lend you to 10+ years in jail, so be careful
6. What you technically commit every time you have sex, if you consider your 1000th cousin your relative
7. The reason we are alive today. Think about it, if the first bacteria family from 3 billion years ago didn't fuck each other then we wouldn't be here today
*example of incest*
I just fucked my 69th cousin
by Dubiks May 19, 2019
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couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
by Dubiks December 31, 2018
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Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others
(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue
by Dubiks May 26, 2019
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pissed

The state that makes you want to burn the world to the ground
Oh shit he's pissed off, he might set the world on fire
by Dubiks January 7, 2019
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cock

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas
Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
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