Dubiks's definitions

emotional definition

When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical

Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition

Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.

example
Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you

(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Sling shot

When you wanna sling shit like a monkey but u can’t throw like a monkey

Imma use my fuckin sling shot on these bullies

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

#MMM

Stands for Motivation Madness May; a trend where people go to the gym for the entire month of may and get jacked

PUTTIN IN DA WORK! #MMM

by Dubiks May 3, 2019

Martin Luther King

The reason why racism is much less common against African Americans nowadays than it was in the 1950s. Also a mothafucka to respect 😎😎😎

white person: damnit, why did Martin Luther King have to fight for civil rights and shit. I wish it was the good ol days when black people were treated like shit while we had all the nice money and hos
black person: well too bad mothafucka

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

Age

Something American laws give way too much of a shit about

What the fuck do you mean I’m being charged with underage drinking? I’m literally turning 21 tomorrow!

by Dubiks May 4, 2019

R

The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.

brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."

by Dubiks November 13, 2018

book

What is being raped in popularity by smart phones due to the extraordinary amount of information smart phones hold

Books are being forgotten

by Dubiks March 18, 2019