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small talk

A bullshit social ritual where people decide to talk about the weather and how they're doing instead of topics that are actually interesting and fun to talk about. People often resort to small talk to avoid being awkward and as a way to conform to acting normal or expected.

Small talk prevents people from talking about interesting subjects that will improve their knowledge and foresight

by Dubiks February 11, 2019

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sacrificial e-mail account

An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online

Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

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Rosa Parks

The reason why African Americans are now able to sit at the front of the bus

(African American sits at front of the bus)
bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

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Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas

Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

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cock

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

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