Dubiks's definitions

Easter

The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them

Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

Easter Bunny

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

Tik Tok

An app where underage girls pose as 20 year olds in which middle age men will end up trying to have sex with them

middle aged man: dude I just met this hot chick on Tik Tok
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat

by Dubiks April 24, 2019

not my proudest fap

What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video

Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap

by Dubiks April 25, 2019

N-Word Pass

When a white person doesn't have to say the word "nibba" anymore and can actually use the real word.

white person 1: I just got an N-Word Pass for my b day
white person 2: Lucky, all I can only say nibba without getting beat up

by Dubiks April 26, 2019

weed

A drug that has saved more lives than killed

weed can save lives when used right

by Dubiks April 26, 2019

jigalow

A male tramp

Person: dude Cody gets hella pussy, I wish I was him
Me: Bruh he’s a jigalow
Person: oh shit nvm

by Dubiks April 27, 2019