Dubiks's definitions

joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

Rage

When anger and fury gets the better of people and they lash out and usually throw,kick, or scream and yell. This can often happen in sports and competitions.

“I raged when I lost the game.”

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

Cockle Doodle Doo

What an asshole rooster yells early in the morning.

*5:30 am*
Rooster: "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!"
Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"

by Dubiks August 12, 2018

Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.

*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!

by Dubiks January 31, 2019

Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat

*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks November 30, 2018

Ni🅱️🅱️a

A meme-ified version of saying the n word that white people can use.

Black person: ayyyy what’s up my ni🅱️🅱️a
White person: all good ni🅱️🅱️a hbu
Black person: I’m doin fine man

by Dubiks April 16, 2019