Dubiks's definitions

demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

Netflix

A company that butt fucked cable when it comes to ratings

People are now moving from cable to netflix

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

A mark

1. A target to shoot at
2. A goal or objective your trying to accomplish

I hit a mark

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place where people can say all of the fucked up shit they want without being judged or ridiculed against.

Urban Dictionary is full of edgy teens who type about sex with completely innocent words.

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

Lego Yoda

A lego in a video game that has a weird ass death sound

Lego Yoda: ewegheh

by Dubiks April 17, 2019

Cripzophrenia

A mental illness that causes a person to start crippin whenever they get mad (from SpongeQuan Ep 2)

SpongeQuan: Ay yo, I swear you got cripzophrenia bro.
Patrick: Cripzophrenia? Nigga what the fuck is a cripzophrenia.
SpongeQuan: Yeah it’s like schizophrenia, you know what I’m sayin. U must got dat shit cuz everytime you get mad u start crippin

by Dubiks February 3, 2019

Motherfucking Russia

An even more badass way of referring to the country of Russia.

I live in motherfucking Russia motherfucker

by Dubiks December 30, 2018