Dubiks's definitions

politics

Yet another technique the government uses in order to separate the human race into different groups and gain control of the population.

elite: Look at those foolish Americans. They'll believe whatever bullshit we shove in their faces. America is already more separated than it ever was before and all we had to do was make up 2 different sides for people to join and have them believe that the other side is the enemy. I love politics

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

studying

To regurgitate a bunch of random information in order to write it all down on a piece of paper called a "test", only to forget about it all afterwards and repeat the cycle.

Studying is the cycle all students are forced to repeat until they are given another piece of paper called a "diploma".

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

bell

Another torture device schools have that deafens the ears of already suffering children as if they're not already suffering enough.

There goes that damn bell again

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

cocaine

The ultimate cure for in class erections

Paul: Dude I'm tired of getting erections in the middle of class.
Kyle: Just do a quick sneeze of cocaine every day before class and your soldier will stay where it belongs

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

dreams

What 95% of will never come true

Dreams most likely will never come true because life is a bitch like that

by Dubiks March 20, 2019

looks

What many people say doesn't matter until they get into dating themselves. It's natural for us to want to date the hottest person in order to be sexually satisfied. I mean yeah, it's not the best idea to date a pretty, stuck up bitch, but don't expect your hormones to be happy about you dating someone just because they have "a good personality."

average person: Idc about looks all that matters is personality.
Me: What about that girl over there, she's very thoughtful and nice
average person: Hell nah, she ugly af

by Dubiks March 21, 2019

Underage drinking

When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage

cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes

by Dubiks March 22, 2019