Dubiks's definitions

Bob the Builder

A badass that can build anything.

woman: Hey, can you fix my vibrator, it stopped working after squirted too much.
Bob the Builder: I can fix it!!!

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Urban Dictionary Addiction

A person who spends hours and hours on UD reading and writing definitions. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I have.

BukkakeSenpai69 has written over 400 definitions and obviously has Urban Dictionary Addiction

by Dubiks May 3, 2019

gimme the loot

What a person says when they're mugging someone

Gimme the loot, you're getting mugged muthafucka

by Dubiks January 19, 2019

cocaine statue

A statue made of hardened cocaine, often used by drug smugglers as a way to smuggle drugs to a different country.

A group of Mexicans used a cocaine statue of Jesus as a way to smuggle cocaine into the US.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

immigrant

What all of our ancestors were at some point in history. Unless if you're native American

Why do people treat immigrants like shit if their ancestors were once immigrants themselves?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019