Dubiks's definitions

Big Mouth

1. a great show for pedophiles to watch
2. a way to watch child porn without getting arrested
3. an animated show about a bunch of kids jerking off

Person 1: "How come Dale stopped watching child porn on his computer?"
Person 2: "He didn't stop, he switched over to watching Big Mouth."
Person 1: "Ohhhh, makes sense."

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

you

The fastest sperm in your dad's balls.

out millions of other sperm, you were the fastest.

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

by Dubiks October 14, 2018

Pornhub

A website that has a way friendlier comment section than Youtube does

*Me asking for help on homework*
Youtube
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
Fortfag01: "Figure it out you fucking retard."
Me: "Fuck this site, I'm going to Pornhub where I can get some real help."

Pornhub
Me: "Do any of you know the answer to 3x+2=14"
felchgod69: "Oh yeah the answer is just x=4"
Me: "Thanks!"

by Dubiks October 17, 2018

thundercunt

Someone who is such a fucking cunt that the word cunt can't even suffice.

The terrorists are a bunch of thundercunts

by Dubiks October 17, 2018

crack

A popular trading commodity for blowjobs

crackhead: "I'll suck your dick for crack again."
person: "hell yeah, sure thing dude."

by Dubiks October 24, 2018

krokodil

A fucked up drug that causes your skin to turn green and rot away after a period of time.

drug addict: "Lets get fucked up on krokodil!"
Me: "You do know that that shit literally rots away your flesh right?"
drug addict: "Shut up you fucking pussy. At least I'm not too chicken to take it like you are."
Me: "Ok, have fun looking like a misshapen crocodile for the rest of your life."

by Dubiks October 24, 2018