A lego in a video game that has a weird ass death sound
Lego Yoda: ewegheh
The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.
*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."
The most discriminated type of people in the United States.
homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."
The emoji version of a man impregnating a woman
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Probably the best cartoon/hentai porn site in existence. There’s everything for you to jack off to including family guy, anime, and even dexters moms fine ass
I jacked off to dexters moms sweet sweet ass on rule34.xxx
The biggest indicator of whether or not a girl truly likes someone
A girl saying “I like your shoes” is the fastest way to fuck city
Buy a
I like your shoes
mug!
The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.
brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."
