Definitions by Dubiks

emoji porn 

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Enjoy!

🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn

👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)

🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)

emoji porn by Dubiks May 9, 2019

blyat 

Fuck in Russian

(Around children)
Me: (stubs toe) Blyat!
Child: what does blyat mean?
Me: Oh it’s just a word I made up whenever I’m in pain

blyat by Dubiks May 7, 2019

nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word

White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba

nibba tongue by Dubiks May 5, 2019

May the fourth be with you

International Star Wars day; also a day when Star Wars fans from across the globe spread their knowledge on Star Wars

Be strong young Jedi. May the fourth be with you!

May the fourth be with you by Dubiks May 4, 2019

Age 

Something American laws give way too much of a shit about

What the fuck do you mean I’m being charged with underage drinking? I’m literally turning 21 tomorrow!

Age by Dubiks May 4, 2019

Tracing

A method that corporations use to track people’s past posts to determine who they are as people

Microsoft was tracing Craigs account until they found a post of him making a racist comment toward the African American community

Tracing by Dubiks May 3, 2019

#MMM

Stands for Motivation Madness May; a trend where people go to the gym for the entire month of may and get jacked

PUTTIN IN DA WORK! #MMM

#MMM by Dubiks May 3, 2019