Dubiks's definitions

Article 13

Yet another scummy attempt from the government in order to repress creative freedom and control the internet

Oh, you thought them getting rid of Net Neutrality was bad? Just wait until they apply Article 13.

by Dubiks February 21, 2019

18

The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights

activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote

by Dubiks February 28, 2019

UDs

Urban Dictionary definitions. Can be used as a verb when you want to write some Urban Dictionary definitions.

Me: Hey u wanna do some UDs
friend: Fuck yeah

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

Shrek

An internet god

People on the internet often pray to Shrek as he penetrates their anus and yells "This is my swamp now!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

household protest

A form of protest where a bunch of siblings protest against a rule their parents enforced onto them in their household

Charlie and six of his other siblings formed a household protest against having a swear jar in the house

by Dubiks March 1, 2019

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.

*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!

by Dubiks January 31, 2019