Dubiks's definitions

Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

coke

A drug that's advertised for both kids and adults.

dad: "Yeah my 8 year old son addicted to coke, he always gets super hyper and yells out crazy shit whenever he uses it.
junkie: "Shit, for real?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

homeless

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.

homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

American Dream

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

by Dubiks April 4, 2019

little shit

What your parents call you whenever your not being obedient enough

mom: Why didn't you take the trash out you little shit.
Me: I was taking my friend to the fucking hospital.

by Dubiks January 13, 2019

snapfuck

A form of sexting where you post a snapchat of yourself fucking someone.

I just posted a snapfuck of me and my gf

by Dubiks January 8, 2019

immigrant

What all of our ancestors were at some point in history. Unless if you're native American

Why do people treat immigrants like shit if their ancestors were once immigrants themselves?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018