Dubiks's definitions

immigrant

What all of our ancestors were at some point in history. Unless if you're native American

Why do people treat immigrants like shit if their ancestors were once immigrants themselves?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

🔞

1. Means no one under the age of 18 is allowed
2. Something that can easily be bypassed by lying or a fake ID
3. What this site would be if it was visual
4. Something that applies to nearly every drinking law in the world except in the US
5. A rule that pedophiles don’t follow when finding a mate
6. A rule that treats a 17 year old and 364 day old person the same way as it treats a newborn baby

Person 1: dude you can’t go on that site it’s 🔞
Person 2: it’s chill I can just lie about my age

by Dubiks May 19, 2019

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

Trees

The biggest pushovers in evolution history

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Bellevue College

A great community college located in the city of Bellevue, Washington. This college has a very diverse group of people in which the school portrays a strong sense of acceptance and diversity among its students. So if you're the type of person that stereotypes a lot, this school isn't for you (seriously you need to stop that shit if you are). The school doesn't have too many academic opportunities compared to other universities, but it's a great incubator for people hoping to transfer to a four year university. It also has a great running start program.

Person: So, you go to Bellevue College?
Me: Yeah, it's been a great school for me. I highly recommend going there if you're interested in doing running start or just want to save money on college funds.
Person: Maybe I will!

by Dubiks April 3, 2019

American Dream

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

by Dubiks April 4, 2019