Dubiks's definitions

vaping

A good alternative to smoking cigarettes.

At least people are moving on from smoking cigarettes to vaping.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

ho ho ho

Santa's orgasm

Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

mall santa

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.

After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

Anxiety

You know that one asshole in your life who always tries to undermine everything you do. Imagine your mind constantly being that one asshole everywhere you go.

That's what Anxiety feels like.

by Dubiks December 8, 2018

Santa

A person who is somehow able to deliver presents to all seven billion people in one night.

So how does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night? Is it magic? Is his sleigh rocket powered? Or maybe... he DOESNT EXIST!!!

by Dubiks December 9, 2018

dependent

What we all are at least some point in our lives. Especially during infancy.

Society pressures people to be as independent as possible when in reality, it's sometimes good to ask for help when you really need it.

by Dubiks December 9, 2018