Dubiks's definitions
That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.
Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)
by Dubiks January 29, 2019
Get the Teacher's petmug. What you are if you're able to talk to a person from the opposite sex without having a nervous breakdown.
Person #1: "Look that dude can just talk to any girl without even stuttering."
Person #2: "Yeah, he's hella confident."
Person #1: "I know, I wish I had that much confidence."
Person #2: "Yeah, he's hella confident."
Person #1: "I know, I wish I had that much confidence."
by Dubiks December 10, 2018
Get the confidentmug. The king of being a dick, aka the biggest douche you will ever meet. Everything about this dumb motherfucker represents dick like behavior which includes date raping bitches, being on drugs 24/7, selling drugs to kids, being as loud and annoying as fucking possible, acting superior while having an IQ lower than a brick, and bullying anyone who's different and doesn't follow the mindless swarm of drug addicts. He is someone with really high popularity among his school group even though he doesn't deserve the slightest fucking speck of it. However, if he were to suddenly die or get killed, nobody would care because people only hang out with him to look cool and not get bullied. After he drops out of high school or college (if he even gets that far), he'll end up working at the shittiest jobs possible while working for the people he bullied in high school.
King Dick: "YO, I JUST GOT DONE RAPING THESE BITCHES!!!."
Druggie: "Woah, that's so awesome!"
Me: "I fucking hate you."
Druggie: "Woah, that's so awesome!"
Me: "I fucking hate you."
by Dubiks August 21, 2018
Get the King Dickmug. by Dubiks March 2, 2019
Get the bureaucratmug. A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.
Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.
by Dubiks January 15, 2019
Get the never give upmug. Fortnite is being talked about everywhere and if you don't know what it is, then you really do live under a rock.
by Dubiks August 25, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by Dubiks May 14, 2019
Get the rnmug.