Dubiks's definitions

mall santa

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.

After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

ageist

When a person discriminates someone because of their age

child: fuck
adult: jimmy, you know that word is only for adults
child: that’s ageist mom

by Dubiks January 19, 2019

The D Word

Dick

The d word stands for the word “dick”

by Dubiks March 23, 2019

birthday suit

The suit you were wearing on your birthday

You were wearing your birthday suit on the date of your birth

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

try-hard

When a person gives it his all but ends up hitting the ceiling

That try-hard plays 6 hours of video games a day and still has a really low kd ratio

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Washington

A kickass state that has beautiful mountain ranges, open-minded people, and has some of the most lenient drug laws in the entire US.

(South Dakota)
Person#1: "Did you hear Andrew just moved to Washington. Lucky bastard."
Person#2: "Damn right he's lucky. I can't even have an ounce of marijuana without the fucking police busting through my front door."
Person#1: "Yeah, I wish I lived in Washington."
Person#2: "Me too."

by Dubiks December 9, 2018

gangster wannabe

People (often middle schoolers) who will act as if they are from the ghetto thinking they are cool when in reality they look like a complete dumbass. Some of their activities include obsessively saying the n word (no matter what skin color they have), lying about going to jail in an attempt to earn "street cred," bragging about smoking weed and drinking alcohol, and last but not least, terrible grammar.

Me: You went to jail?
gangster wannabe: Yeah, it wuz tha plase I earnd ma street cred. I wuz da realest n*gga in prizon and all da gangstas bowd doun tu me. I even beet a cupl uv mafakas dat trid tu rob meh.
Me: Oh, you're so gangsta (sarcasm).
gangster wannabe: Yeah, I beet a cupl of n*ggas in da ghetto. Doze mafakas sed dat I waznt a reel n*gga becuz I wuz wite and in middle school. So I ended up beetin der asses until dey respec meh agaiin and sae dat I'm a reel n*gga
Me: Cool (sarcasm)

by Dubiks March 18, 2019