defs

short for definitions

Imma write some defs on the UD

by Dubiks April 17, 2019

Winter Break

A time that is cherished by many students from elementary school to college. Younger students will often spaz about Christmas and will just have fun not being around teachers for a change. Most college students will often get high and drunk out of their fucking minds to the point where they won't even remember half of it

Me: so how was Winter Break?
Friend: I don't remember, I was high out of my god damn mind.

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

Tripping balls

When you get super high off of weed or some other drug that makes you think that your in another world

Me: (takes shit load of mushrooms)
👁⭐️💫🌑💫⭐️🛸
🌘🌗🌖🌝
😾 ☄️🌝
😼💥
🙀 🌛
🙀☄️🌛
💥🌛
💫❤️🌛
⭐️🍑💦🍆🌛
(9 months later)
🌜🌛
🌝
Nibba: Yo dude what the fuck are u doin?
Me: I just saw the moon destroy a giant cat and then it started fucking a star and gave birth to a half moon
Nibba: nibba. The fuck are u talkin bout man. You must’ve been tripping balls on those shrooms u got
Me: I’m tellin u it happened

by Dubiks May 16, 2019

Supermanned

When your drunk and jump off a ledge with the belief you can fly

Matt was drunk and supermanned off the porch thinking he was fgonna fly

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Digital penetration

When you shove an iPhone up someone’s asshole or pussy

Person: Yeah I performed digital penetration with Karla’s ass last nite it was sexy af

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Martin Luther King

The reason why racism is much less common against African Americans nowadays than it was in the 1950s. Also a mothafucka to respect 😎😎😎

white person: damnit, why did Martin Luther King have to fight for civil rights and shit. I wish it was the good ol days when black people were treated like shit while we had all the nice money and hos
black person: well too bad mothafucka

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019