Dubiks's definitions

Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

triple dog dare

A way to get stupid people to do what ever you want.

Me: "I want you to go clean out my toilet after that massive shit I just took."
person: "No, I'm not doing that."
Me: "I triple dog dare you."
person: "Deal!"

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

( . )Y( . )

Something you can masturbate to.

( . )Y( . ) you're fucking welcome.

by Dubiks August 29, 2018

wilderness

A place where people go to beat internet addiction

I'm going into the wilderness to stop my uncontrollable internet addiction.

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Happiness

A thing that slowly diminishes away as you get older and more mature.

A person's happiness peaks at around ages 10 or 11 but then permanently decreases as they get older.

by Dubiks August 26, 2018