Dubiks's definitions

defs

short for definitions

Imma write some defs on the UD

by Dubiks April 16, 2019

fuck nibba

A fake ass nibba who talks shit and isn't who he says he is

fuck nibba: ur defs r shiet, iv riten wae betur def den u
Me: bruh, u don't even have any defs let alone if they're better than mine or not. Now gtfooh and stop talkin shit

by Dubiks April 16, 2019

Bukkake Senpai

The leader of a bukkake party. Often the one that has the biggest dick and cums the most

The bukkake senpai realeased 2 liters of cum on her face

by Dubiks April 17, 2019

Lego Yoda

A lego in a video game that has a weird ass death sound

Lego Yoda: ewegheh

by Dubiks April 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary virgin

A person who frequently goes on UD to read definitions but has never actually written a def himself

Max wanted to lose his urban dictionary virginity after reading all of those hilarious definitions

by Dubiks April 18, 2019

420

Like Christmas for stoners

Stoner 1: it’s 420!
Stoner 2: here’s ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalid’s kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldn’t remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Let’s smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

lock the door

What people almost never do when they use the bathroom

Me: (opens unlocked bathroom door) OH GOD DAMNIT! Lock the door next time dude, jesus

by Dubiks April 20, 2019