Dubiks's definitions

School

A place where teachers place more of an emphasis on obedience than actual fucking learning

School teaches people to be obedient workers rather than thoughtful human beings

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

good definition

A definition on UD that can be true, informative, thoughtful, or just downright fucking funny

Look up autistic, erection, and police for good definitions

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

📵

1. The fastest way to drive people away from somewhere considering how many people are addicted to their phones nowadays
2. An instant aggravator for the average millenial or gen z-er

3. What shitty WiFi causes (unless if u have offline games)
4. A thing that luckily doesn’t exist in the legal system or else everyone would be behind bars
5. What pre-21st century life was like
6. What most classroom teachers try to implement but always fail miserably

Person 1: Hey did u say that the strip club were going to is 📵
Person 2: yes
Person 1: oh fuck that I’m not going

by Dubiks May 27, 2019

no

A word confident people say

Confident people don’t have trouble saying no to people

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Urban Dictionary virgin

A person who frequently goes on UD to read definitions but has never actually written a def himself

Max wanted to lose his urban dictionary virginity after reading all of those hilarious definitions

by Dubiks April 18, 2019

Youtuber

The only job where you can rage all you want without getting fired

Youtubers often get millions of views by raging and cussing where as if they do that at a normal job they’d get fired

by Dubiks December 25, 2018