Dubiks's definitions

laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.

Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

fear

The most influential advertising technique that has been used by many different organizations for over a millennia.

Organizations use fear as a way to control the masses.

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

rule34.paheal.net

A cartoon/hentai website that is a lot like rule34.xxx but it has even more stuff. However, it’s tagging system can get pretty confusing at times and it’s search system is not as good. Still worth checking out though

Noah was jerkin it to Francine Smith on rule34.paheal.net

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

Easter

The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them

Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

#MMM

Stands for Motivation Madness May; a trend where people go to the gym for the entire month of may and get jacked

PUTTIN IN DA WORK! #MMM

by Dubiks May 3, 2019

sacrifice

An excuse people have used for thousands of years as a way to mask their violent nature

victim: Why are you killing me?
mayan: We're using you as sacrifice for the gods.

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

money

What is apparently more important than other human beings due to our materialistic society.

hitman: you have two choices. Have your mother burn in an eternity of hell and have 1 million dollars, or keep your mother alive and miss out on the million dollars.
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"

by Dubiks November 10, 2018