Dubiks's definitions

Bellevue College

A great community college located in the city of Bellevue, Washington. This college has a very diverse group of people in which the school portrays a strong sense of acceptance and diversity among its students. So if you're the type of person that stereotypes a lot, this school isn't for you (seriously you need to stop that shit if you are). The school doesn't have too many academic opportunities compared to other universities, but it's a great incubator for people hoping to transfer to a four year university. It also has a great running start program.

Person: So, you go to Bellevue College?
Me: Yeah, it's been a great school for me. I highly recommend going there if you're interested in doing running start or just want to save money on college funds.
Person: Maybe I will!

by Dubiks April 3, 2019

Trees

The biggest pushovers in evolution history

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

American Dream

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

by Dubiks April 4, 2019

homeless

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.

homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

birthday month

The month you were born in. This month often includes drinking and smoking til you pass out all while wearing your almighty birthday suit.

It's my birthday month again, time to put on my birthday suit.

by Dubiks December 22, 2018

extraterrestrial breeding

The act of having sex with an alien species.

I just did an act in extraterrestrial breeding and now I have space aids

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

🔞

1. Means no one under the age of 18 is allowed
2. Something that can easily be bypassed by lying or a fake ID
3. What this site would be if it was visual
4. Something that applies to nearly every drinking law in the world except in the US
5. A rule that pedophiles don’t follow when finding a mate
6. A rule that treats a 17 year old and 364 day old person the same way as it treats a newborn baby

Person 1: dude you can’t go on that site it’s 🔞
Person 2: it’s chill I can just lie about my age

by Dubiks May 19, 2019