Dubiks's definitions

Uranus

1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone

I just a took a fat shit on Uranus

by Dubiks May 28, 2019

Internet scam

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site

The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

judgement

The number one cause of social anxiety

judgement is the main reason why social exists

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

life

Something that not very many people are actually good at.

To put it simply a lot of people suck at life.

by Dubiks August 27, 2018

trophy

A piece of plastic that many people fight over during competitions.

competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

emoji porn

🔞 You must be at least 18 years or older to continue reading.

Enjoy!

🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn

👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)

🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)

by Dubiks May 9, 2019

⚗️

Emoji bong

Me: Dude pass the bong my nibba
Nibba: (passes ⚗️)
Me: 🔥⚗️ (cough cough cough)

by Dubiks May 21, 2019