Dubiks's definitions

Urban Dictionary virgin

A person who frequently goes on UD to read definitions but has never actually written a def himself

Max wanted to lose his urban dictionary virginity after reading all of those hilarious definitions

by Dubiks April 18, 2019

Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Dick

The main source of pleasure in a mans life

I love my dick

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

guns

What most men use to boast about how manly they are

“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall
Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

PG-13

The movie rating that is allowed to show massive amounts of people getting killed but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day, more than once.

Using this logic, a video of a person stabbing someone would be PG-13 and an average conversation with your friends would be rated R? Doesn't anyone else think that is at least a little weird?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

good definition

A definition on UD that can be true, informative, thoughtful, or just downright fucking funny

Look up autistic, erection, and police for good definitions

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

📵

1. The fastest way to drive people away from somewhere considering how many people are addicted to their phones nowadays
2. An instant aggravator for the average millenial or gen z-er

3. What shitty WiFi causes (unless if u have offline games)
4. A thing that luckily doesn’t exist in the legal system or else everyone would be behind bars
5. What pre-21st century life was like
6. What most classroom teachers try to implement but always fail miserably

Person 1: Hey did u say that the strip club were going to is 📵
Person 2: yes
Person 1: oh fuck that I’m not going

by Dubiks May 27, 2019