Dubiks's definitions

Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Bellevue College

A great community college located in the city of Bellevue, Washington. This college has a very diverse group of people in which the school portrays a strong sense of acceptance and diversity among its students. So if you're the type of person that stereotypes a lot, this school isn't for you (seriously you need to stop that shit if you are). The school doesn't have too many academic opportunities compared to other universities, but it's a great incubator for people hoping to transfer to a four year university. It also has a great running start program.

Person: So, you go to Bellevue College?
Me: Yeah, it's been a great school for me. I highly recommend going there if you're interested in doing running start or just want to save money on college funds.
Person: Maybe I will!

by Dubiks April 3, 2019

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

American Dream

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

by Dubiks April 4, 2019

homeless

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.

homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

coke

A drug that's advertised for both kids and adults.

dad: "Yeah my 8 year old son addicted to coke, he always gets super hyper and yells out crazy shit whenever he uses it.
junkie: "Shit, for real?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Risk

That which is discouraged by authority in order for them to control the people around them

Teachers told me to avoid taking risks and to get good grades in order to control my behavior

by Dubiks February 10, 2019