bureaucrat

A person who instills obedience and conformity instead of independent thought

A bureaucrat advized me to keep working for my shitty boss even though he verbally abuses me

by Dubiks March 02, 2019

Teacher's pet

That annoying little shit in your class who tattles on you for the dumbest shit. They act super nice toward teachers while acting like complete dicks toward the other students. Teacher's pets are often hated by their classmates for being annoying as fuck and for acting superior to other students when in reality they're the ones kissing the teacher's asses.

Me: fuck (says it quietly)
teacher's pet: mr. bates he said the f word
mr. bates (to Me): That's detention for you trouble maker. You know only adults are allowed to use that word
Me: (flips off teacher's pet while walking out)

by Dubiks January 29, 2019

#PuppetGate

A hashtag that's related to the latest backlash among the autistic community concerning with the play "All in a Row" which is about an autistic person, who is a creepy ass puppet, and his neurotypical (non-autistic) family. The reason why so many autistic people are pissed off about this play is because one of the writers of the play stated that it was inspired by an article about an autistic child who was killed by his caretakers in which the writer blames the victim for his "challenging" behavior. Also the fact that the only autistic character in the play is a puppet is ableist as fuck.

It's a shame that this kind of ableism is still being appreciated in 2019. #PuppetGate

by Dubiks February 22, 2019

smoke bomb

When you take the heaviest hit of marijuana in your life and instantly get really high

Nick experienced a smoke bomb after he took an extremely heavy hit of marijuana

by Dubiks December 19, 2018

snoss

A code word for vaping

Yo u wanna go in the bathroom and snoss

by Dubiks February 03, 2019

infinitely fucked

When your fucked to an unimaginable degree

person #1: Dude, did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night?
person #2: Damn, he's infinitely fucked.

by Dubiks February 09, 2019

confident

What you are if you're able to talk to a person from the opposite sex without having a nervous breakdown.

Person #1: "Look that dude can just talk to any girl without even stuttering."
Person #2: "Yeah, he's hella confident."
Person #1: "I know, I wish I had that much confidence."

by Dubiks December 10, 2018