Dubiks's definitions

pissed

The state that makes you want to burn the world to the ground

Oh shit he's pissed off, he might set the world on fire

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

cock

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Jolly Jizz June

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

by Dubiks May 26, 2019

Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas

Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Meat beater

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag

person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

bitch nibba

A pussy nibba who runs away from every uncomfortable situation he/she can; often snitches on people from being uncomfortable instead of simply walking away

bitch nibba: omg I cant handle u guys doin drugs im tellin
Me: nibba, if you tell on us for smoking weed me and my Real Nibbas squad will come over and fuck u up
bitch nibba: Ok nvm just don't hurt meh
Me: That's what I fuckin thought

by Dubiks May 14, 2019

vulture

A person who tries to steal your Halloween candy.

vulture: (tries to steal my Halloween candy)
Me: (kicks vulture) "Fuck off!"

by Dubiks October 31, 2018