Dubiks's definitions

judgement

The number one cause of social anxiety

judgement is the main reason why social exists

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

life

Something that not very many people are actually good at.

To put it simply a lot of people suck at life.

by Dubiks August 27, 2018

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

by Dubiks December 10, 2018

Blowin it

The act of sucking someones dick

Damn that hooker is blowin it

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

Internet scam

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site

The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Uranus

1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone

I just a took a fat shit on Uranus

by Dubiks May 28, 2019

Seattle

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.

That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.

by Dubiks December 13, 2018