Dubiks's definitions

emoji porn

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Enjoy!

🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn

👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)

🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)

by Dubiks May 9, 2019

trophy

A piece of plastic that many people fight over during competitions.

competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

wilderness

A place where people go to beat internet addiction

I'm going into the wilderness to stop my uncontrollable internet addiction

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

weed

A drug that is for some reason still illegal in some states even though there many other legal drugs that are more dangerous.

alcohol, cigarettes, opioids = legal
weed = illegal?????

I don't see the logic in that.

by Dubiks October 28, 2018

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019