Dubiks's definitions

Blowin it

The act of sucking someones dick

Damn that hooker is blowin it

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

blow my brains out

What you say to a hooker when you want her to give you special treatment

Blow my brains out baby

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

🍁

What you have to use for weed because the emoji board doesn’t have the weed emoji. It looks like the ducking Canadian maple leaf but it’s just the only emoji that looks closest to a weed leaf.

Friend: Ayyyy what’s up man, what do u wanna go do?
Me: 🍁🍁🍁
Friend: What? U want to go to Canada???
Me: No I wanna fucking smoke and get high. The stupid emoji board doesn’t have a weed emoji

by Dubiks May 10, 2019

fucking cunt

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.

My ex is such a fucking cunt. She told everyone I pissed my pants during the party last night.

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website barely anyone ever goes on.

friend: "Hey, did your Urban Dictionary definition get any likes."
Me: "Yeah, after like two fucking months."

by Dubiks November 9, 2018

ads

A torture method businesses use to get people to buy their shit

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! Alright fine, I’ll pay 9.99$ a month, as long as I don’t have to listen to these ads anymore

by Dubiks December 28, 2018