Dubiks's definitions

guns

What most men use to boast about how manly they are

“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall
Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

PG-13

The movie rating that is allowed to show massive amounts of people getting killed but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day, more than once.

Using this logic, a video of a person stabbing someone would be PG-13 and an average conversation with your friends would be rated R? Doesn't anyone else think that is at least a little weird?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

Fex

When you fuck a girl in the lake while fishing

girl: u wanna go have fex
Me: hell yeah, I love me some good ol fish n fuck

Girl: Im getting a little freaky uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

School

A place where teachers place more of an emphasis on obedience than actual fucking learning

School teaches people to be obedient workers rather than thoughtful human beings

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

📵

1. The fastest way to drive people away from somewhere considering how many people are addicted to their phones nowadays
2. An instant aggravator for the average millenial or gen z-er

3. What shitty WiFi causes (unless if u have offline games)
4. A thing that luckily doesn’t exist in the legal system or else everyone would be behind bars
5. What pre-21st century life was like
6. What most classroom teachers try to implement but always fail miserably

Person 1: Hey did u say that the strip club were going to is 📵
Person 2: yes
Person 1: oh fuck that I’m not going

by Dubiks May 27, 2019

savage

A badass who doesn't let people take advantage of him/her and doesn't give a damn of what people think about them.

person 1: Dude, dat nibba just knocked carl da fuck out for pissin on his yeezys
person 2: Damn he savage

by Dubiks April 1, 2019

vulture

A person who tries to steal your Halloween candy.

vulture: (tries to steal my Halloween candy)
Me: (kicks vulture) "Fuck off!"

by Dubiks October 31, 2018