Dubiks's definitions

virgin

A man who's dick has not gotten debaptized yet

My dick is still a holy christian therefore I'm still a virgin

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Blowin it

The act of sucking someones dick

Damn that hooker is blowin it

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

Internet scam

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site

The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

blow my brains out

What you say to a hooker when you want her to give you special treatment

Blow my brains out baby

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Uranus

1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone

I just a took a fat shit on Uranus

by Dubiks May 28, 2019

Snake pit

When a woman gets herself into a bukkake and gets covered with penises

Karla got herself into a snake pit and ended up being covered in snake venom

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

never give up

A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.

Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.

by Dubiks January 15, 2019