Dubiks's definitions

slime shit

When you have diarrhea and have green shit that looks like slime

I just took a slime shit in the toilet

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Easter Bunny

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

adolescence

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.

*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

Cuntlantis

A magical place under water that is filled with mermaids that are ready to fuck

Bruh, I went to Cuntlantis yesterday and was drownin in mermaid pussy

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

money

What is apparently more important than other human beings due to our materialistic society.

hitman: you have two choices. Have your mother burn in an eternity of hell and have 1 million dollars, or keep your mother alive and miss out on the million dollars.
average person: I WANT THE MONEY!!!
Me: "Wtf, that person brought you into this world and you're just going to kill her over pieces of paper?"

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

sacrifice

An excuse people have used for thousands of years as a way to mask their violent nature

victim: Why are you killing me?
mayan: We're using you as sacrifice for the gods.

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

book

What is being raped in popularity by smart phones due to the extraordinary amount of information smart phones hold

Books are being forgotten

by Dubiks March 18, 2019