Meat beater

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag

person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

dopamine

The root of all addictions.

Dopamine is responsible for the "high" we get every time we do something pleasurable

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

rule34.xxx

Probably the best cartoon/hentai porn site in existence. There’s everything for you to jack off to including family guy, anime, and even dexters moms fine ass

I jacked off to dexters moms sweet sweet ass on rule34.xxx

by Dubiks February 17, 2019

Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Trees

The biggest pushovers in evolution history

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019