Dubiks's definitions

( . )Y( . )

Something you can masturbate to.

( . )Y( . ) you're fucking welcome.

by Dubiks August 29, 2018

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

triple dog dare

A way to get stupid people to do what ever you want.

Me: "I want you to go clean out my toilet after that massive shit I just took."
person: "No, I'm not doing that."
Me: "I triple dog dare you."
person: "Deal!"

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

Word

A fucking word

A Word is a word which is also a word

by Dubiks December 26, 2018

guns

What most men use to boast about how manly they are

“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall
Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

PG-13

The movie rating that is allowed to show massive amounts of people getting killed but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day, more than once.

Using this logic, a video of a person stabbing someone would be PG-13 and an average conversation with your friends would be rated R? Doesn't anyone else think that is at least a little weird?

by Dubiks December 1, 2018