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18

The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights

activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote

by Dubiks February 28, 2019

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UDs

Urban Dictionary definitions. Can be used as a verb when you want to write some Urban Dictionary definitions.

Me: Hey u wanna do some UDs
friend: Fuck yeah

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

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Jingle balls

A way to attract mrs. Clause to suck u off on the holidays 🍆🍆🍆

Mrs. Clause cheated on Santa for my jingle balls

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

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googleplexed fucked

When your fucked to an unimaginable degree

person #1: Dude did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night
person #2: Damn, he's googleplexed fucked

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

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snapdrive

When you post a snapchat video of yourself driving in which people will either bitch at you for not focusing on the road or worry about whether you're alive or not

Me: (posts snapdrive of myself)
Friend #1: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SNAP AND DRIVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE AND DRIVE!
Friend #2: OMG are you alive, I hope you're not dead.

by Dubiks January 8, 2019

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