Dubiks's definitions

Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.

*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

cock

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

coke

A drug that's advertised for both kids and adults.

dad: "Yeah my 8 year old son addicted to coke, he always gets super hyper and yells out crazy shit whenever he uses it.
junkie: "Shit, for real?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

homosexual

A person who prefers to fuck someone who is the same gender as them.

(homosexual gets lap dance from hot girl)
homosexual: "I feel nothing."

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

fear

The most influential advertising technique that has been used by many different organizations for over a millennia.

Organizations use fear as a way to control the masses.

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

sex

Look at almost every other definition on this site and you'll know what it means.

Why tf are you looking up sex when every other definition on this site completely defines it.

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

trophy

A piece of plastic that many people fight over during competitions.

competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018