Dubiks's definitions

incest

1. When you fuck someone who is related to you
2. What white-trash rednecks often do in their free time because no other woman wants to date them
3. A, for some reason, popular type of cartoon porn among hentai sites
4. What the Oedipus complex is based on
5. An illegal act that could lend you to 10+ years in jail, so be careful
6. What you technically commit every time you have sex, if you consider your 1000th cousin your relative
7. The reason we are alive today. Think about it, if the first bacteria family from 3 billion years ago didn't fuck each other then we wouldn't be here today

*example of incest*
I just fucked my 69th cousin

by Dubiks May 19, 2019

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas

Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

dopamine

The root of all addictions.

Dopamine is responsible for the "high" we get every time we do something pleasurable

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

jingle

What my balls do when they're slapping against Ms. Clause's ass

My balls are going to fuckin jingle tonite

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

shitty wifi

Hell for internet addicts

shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018