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Trees

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down
by Dubiks December 28, 2018
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Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex
*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now heโ€™s going to hell
by Dubiks December 16, 2018
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deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them
Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply
by Dubiks January 10, 2019
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2019

Hopes for 2019:
1. The onslaught of mass shootings will end
2. Toy Story 4 will be just as good as the last ones
3. We'll get some games that aren't overshadowed by Fortnite
4. microtransactions will die out
5. The new Star Wars movie will be better than the last one we had
6. The Shrek reboot won't be shit
7. WWIII won't happen
8. Weed will be legalized across the US
9. Mumble rap will die out
10. Net Neutrality will be brought back to life across the US and Ajit Pai's reign of terror will finally end
Lets hope 2019 is better than 2018
by Dubiks November 12, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Addiction

A person who spends hours and hours on UD reading and writing definitions. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I have.
BukkakeSenpai69 has written over 400 definitions and obviously has Urban Dictionary Addiction
by Dubiks May 3, 2019
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child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave
I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave
by Dubiks January 11, 2019
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๐Ÿ”ž

1. Means no one under the age of 18 is allowed
2. Something that can easily be bypassed by lying or a fake ID
3. What this site would be if it was visual
4. Something that applies to nearly every drinking law in the world except in the US
5. A rule that pedophiles donโ€™t follow when finding a mate
6. A rule that treats a 17 year old and 364 day old person the same way as it treats a newborn baby
Person 1: dude you canโ€™t go on that site itโ€™s ๐Ÿ”ž
Person 2: itโ€™s chill I can just lie about my age
by Dubiks May 19, 2019
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