Dubiks's definitions

Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas

Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return

by Dubiks December 24, 2018

dopamine

The root of all addictions.

Dopamine is responsible for the "high" we get every time we do something pleasurable

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word

White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba

by Dubiks May 5, 2019

Liar

A person who tells you that he/she doesn’t masturbate

sister: I don’t masturbate
brother: come on, don’t lie, everyone masturbates, even Christians masturbate
sister: I’m not lying I truly don’t masturbate
(5 hours later)
sister: (playing with herself) UHHHHHH FUCK! HMMMM
(brother puts is ear on her door hearing the whole thing)
brother: (opens the door) AHA! I caught you u liar
sister: aw damnit

by Dubiks March 3, 2019

😫🍆🍑💦😫

The emoji version of a man impregnating a woman

😫🍆🍑💦😫
🤰🏼

by Dubiks May 10, 2019

sensitive

When you feel the pain and cruelty of the world around you.

Sensitive people just want to make the world a better place.

by Dubiks December 19, 2018

vulture

A person who tries to steal your Halloween candy.

vulture: (tries to steal my Halloween candy)
Me: (kicks vulture) "Fuck off!"

by Dubiks October 31, 2018