Dubiks's definitions

deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them

Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply

by Dubiks January 10, 2019

disown

What extremely religious families do to children who don’t believe in the same religion as their parents

Carl believed in Buddhism and his Christian families disowned him

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Risk

That which is discouraged by authority in order for them to control the people around them

Teachers told me to avoid taking risks and to get good grades in order to control my behavior

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

The door

The mass that is made so you can get the fuck out of someone’s residence

“Three the door.”

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

homeless

The most discriminated type of people in the United States.

homeless man: Can I have two dollars to buy some food for the day?"
man: "Sorry I don't have any cash"
(5 minutes later)
teen: "Hey man, can I borrow 5 bucks to pay for the parking meter?"
man: "Sure, here you go."

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

American Dream

A dream that, unfortunately, many people have not yet woken up from.

person: Yo, what the hell happened?
Me: You were dreaming about the American Dream again. God people do dumb shit when they sleep walk

by Dubiks April 4, 2019

coke

A drug that's advertised for both kids and adults.

dad: "Yeah my 8 year old son addicted to coke, he always gets super hyper and yells out crazy shit whenever he uses it.
junkie: "Shit, for real?"

by Dubiks November 22, 2018