Dubiks's definitions

Cuntlantis

A magical place under water that is filled with mermaids that are ready to fuck

Bruh, I went to Cuntlantis yesterday and was drownin in mermaid pussy

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

adolescence

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.

*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

slime shit

When you have diarrhea and have green shit that looks like slime

I just took a slime shit in the toilet

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Easter Bunny

A giant bunny that sneaks into every house in America gives it's unhatched children away for other children to eat. Also, what candy companies monetize the shit out of in order to gain profit.

regular human being: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH! (pulls out gun and shoots Easter Bunny) (turns on light) Oh shit.

by Dubiks April 20, 2019

mosquitoes

The only species on the entire planet that doesn't benefit any species whatsoever

mosquitoes deserve to go extinct

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Runner’s high

The high you get after a long workout or run.

Dis nibba be trippin out from that runner’s high he got

by Dubiks May 13, 2019

Sling shot

When you wanna sling shit like a monkey but u can’t throw like a monkey

Imma use my fuckin sling shot on these bullies

by Dubiks May 26, 2019