IML I’ve been given multiple opportunities to become a rapper

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

iml sure if you want to do it

HA! That joke was funny! IML guys, IML.

IML that girl was being really weird.

some examples of iml are:
lol=laughing out loud, lmao=laughing my ass off, lmfao=laughing my fucking ass off, laf=laugh, omg=oh my gosh, omfg=oh my fucking god, rotf=rolling on the floor, irl=in real life, u=you, dum=dumb 2=to or too or two, 4=for or four, 4evr=forever, d/c or dc or discon=disconnected, w/=with, w/o=without, +=plus or and, royml=rolling on your mom laughing, ftbrg=fuck that butt real good, 2day=today, vid=video, dont=don't, wont=won't, cant=can't, im=I'm, IM=instant message b=be, hav=have evry=every, rite=right or write, n=and, ppl=people, wut=what, y=why, o=oh, !=excitement, ?=what or questioning, rly=really, i=I, ur=your or you're, c=see, sn=screenname, stfu=shut the fuck up, jk=just kidding or joke, cuz or bc or b/c=because, mins=minutes, cept=except, h8=hate, r=are, ther=there or their or they're, ttyl=talk to you later, cya=see you, l8r=later, sxe=sexy, bb=baby, brb= be right back, qt=cutie, bbl=be back later, 1=one, ursd4ratduhnl=you are so dumb for reading all this do you have no life?

Guy is late for work. He keeps two currencies which looked alike to him in his wallet.

For lunch he takes them out to pay. Sees that both the notes are different actually. The total amount is lesser than he had thought. He is sure that nobody even touched his wallet before; but, he feels like he has lesser money than before.

His girlfriend asks him why he is sad. He replies "Oh, nothing. I just had an IML today".