by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

PERSON 1: Did you hear? Martin's become a marbler.
PERSON 2: No shit? He's fucked up his life now. He was such a nice guy.
PERSON 2: No shit? He's fucked up his life now. He was such a nice guy.
by Dreben_2097 May 24, 2005

Maybe was good in 1995, but now he will be remembered as the retard that tried to fuck up Linkin Park. His only good new song is '99 Problems'.
Jay-Z: "H to the izzo, J to the izzo, E to the izzo..."
Mike Shinoda (high on pot): "One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain due time all I know..."
In The End/Izzo
Now THAT was a stupid song.
Mike Shinoda (high on pot): "One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain due time all I know..."
In The End/Izzo
Now THAT was a stupid song.
by Dreben_2097 June 05, 2005

Tech Support: "Hi, this is tech support. I was returning your support call."
Customer: "Sorry, we don't sell lobsters to the public."
"Say-WHAT?"
Customer: "Sorry, we don't sell lobsters to the public."
"Say-WHAT?"
by Dreben_2097 September 15, 2005

by Dreben_2097 May 24, 2005

Bulgaria is a country located in Eastern Europe, popular for its strong alcoholic beverages, beautiful women, great food, and, sadly, the mangali and the chalga. But, if you can live with those two, Bulgaria's a nice place to have your vacation.
Come and see for yourself...
by Dreben_2097 September 16, 2005
