marbler

Someone who does the marbles; A drug addict

PERSON 1: Did you hear? Martin's become a marbler.
PERSON 2: No shit? He's fucked up his life now. He was such a nice guy.

by Dreben_2097 May 24, 2005

jay-z

Maybe was good in 1995, but now he will be remembered as the retard that tried to fuck up Linkin Park. His only good new song is '99 Problems'.

Jay-Z: "H to the izzo, J to the izzo, E to the izzo..."
Mike Shinoda (high on pot): "One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain due time all I know..."
In The End/Izzo

Now THAT was a stupid song.

by Dreben_2097 June 05, 2005

Bulgaria

Bulgaria is a country located in Eastern Europe, popular for its strong alcoholic beverages, beautiful women, great food, and, sadly, the mangali and the chalga. But, if you can live with those two, Bulgaria's a nice place to have your vacation.

Come and see for yourself...

by Dreben_2097 September 16, 2005

U.S.S

Someone who is fat, obese. Used in front of name.

"Look at USS Mary, she's like a whale or somethin'"

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

exit

Death, mostly of natural causes.

"That old bum has finally came to an exit."

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

CD

Short for compact disc. A piece of plastic, mostly round, with the recordable side silver (although there are different shapes, sizess and colours), used for storing data. CD's hold from 600 to 700 MB of data, which equals about 70 or 80 minutes of music.

* Customer: "I'll have you know, I've never even seen a computer before yesterday."

Great. Great start to a call. He wanted to install the Internet connection software we have, so I had him insert the CD. "It ain't workin'!" was all I heard for about two minutes of trying the drive and checking to see if it was really there.

* Tech Support: "Sir, could you eject your CD for a moment? We need to check if it's scratched."
* Customer: "Ok."
* Tech Support: "Look on the bottom of the CD, and see if there are any scratches on it."
* Customer: "On the bottom? Shouldn't we check the top?"
* Tech Support: "Is the shiny side of the CD on the top?"
* Customer: "Of course."
* Tech Support: "Ok, could you flip it over so the shiny side is down and then insert it into the drive?"
* Customer: "Won't it scratch if I put it in like that?"
* Tech Support: "No, it won't scratch."
* Customer: "Well, ok...."

He inserted the CD in the drive correctly, and then his computer froze.

* Customer: "My computer froze! I told you it would scratch the CD!"
* Tech Support: "I'm sure that's not the problem--"
* Customer: "I can't believe you scratched the CD."
* Tech Support: "Ok, sir, could you hold down 'ctrl' and 'alt', and then-- (clunking sounds) Hello? Hello, sir?"

There was no one on the line for a moment. Then he spoke up again.

* Customer: "I've been holding 'ctrl' and 'alt' for the past two minutes, and nothing is happening at all on my whole damn computer, because you made me scratch the software."

by Dreben_2097 September 15, 2005

say-what

A situation where you can only go "Say WHAT?", nigga style.

Tech Support: "Hi, this is tech support. I was returning your support call."
Customer: "Sorry, we don't sell lobsters to the public."
"Say-WHAT?"

by Dreben_2097 September 15, 2005