Hoodbilly (ies) are a hybrid species descendant of mated humanoid Squatandrathal and hominid Whitetrashsaphien. They walk upright but lack evolutionary brain growth allowing the capacity to use tools. They survive by nesting in abandoned dwellings, buildings, cars, parks, vacant lots and sewer systems. This Ghettodweller class of Pseudo Human is kin to the Hillbilly and related to Whiteboianoids. They cannot wash clothes, properly drive a car, use running water or figure out how to wipe things clean with a rag. Hoodbilly enlist advanced thumbed races to shave their heads , to use razors for Mullet cuts or Mohawks. Tattoos, applied by other races of tears, barbed wire, skulls, crosses, 115%, shamrocks, sacred hearts and poorly executed likenesses of dead relatives festoon their bodies. The mating ritual of Hoodbilly lasts 4-5 days. It begins when a Hoodbetty gets her guvy and ends when it all spent it on drugs and alcohol and her children start complaining of being hungry. The usual signs of the male leaving to find another female are loud fights, hysterical crying, and the male savagely beating the female as she begs for him to stay. He will usually start the mating process again with the Hoodbetty’s cousin, sister, mother, best friend or aunt. They cannot dance or sing but insist on rapping to songs that do not know the words to or understand the meaning of words they manage to briefly remember. This style of music and dance is known as Hickhop.
I need to get rid of that Hoodbilly roosting in my shed before he breeds and creates an infestation!
by Dragonlady58 January 18, 2021
Get the Hoodbilly mug.by Dragonlady58 April 11, 2021
Get the Anti-vaxxer mug.Juke (jew-k) verb
Gang slang word used by the Jamacain Posse that means to rob or hold up or rip someone off.
Gang slang word used by the Jamacain Posse that means to rob or hold up or rip someone off.
by Dragonlady58 December 28, 2020
Get the Juke mug.by Dragonlady58 March 08, 2021
Get the Hoodhad mug.by Dragonlady58 December 28, 2020
Get the Mama Man mug.by Dragonlady58 December 06, 2020
Get the stubble hump mug.Prosititot (pruh-aw-stee-tuh-aught) noun, is a word used to describe a young female child whose parents have dress them in age inappropriate provocative clothing causing them look like a tiny hooker. This includes all forms of pageant clothing, thong back bikinis, sequined tube tops, daisy dukes, high heels, big hair sprayed hair, false eyelashes, lipstick, eye shadow, blush, fishnet hose., slashed biker pants, motorcycle jackets, spiked wrist bands, slave bracelets and big earrings.
by Dragonlady58 February 02, 2021
Get the Prostitot mug.