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Definitions by Dragonlady58

Hickhop (hik-hop) is a genre of music unique the Hoodbilly (and Hoodbetty) species. It is a fusion of rock, metal, hip hop, country, bluegrass and rap. It was born of the Hoodbilly being unable turn off a radio or to change the station because their genetic inability to use tools. Their love of music compels them to steal any radios they come across when they are playing music. This creates nests that usually have several radios playing loudly on different stations at the same time. Hoodbilly, not understanding the concept of separate radios and different stations believes the music to one song and mimicked what they hear through song and dance. Hickhop is a musical fusion that is a confusing, nonsensical, irritating genre that repels the opposable thumb set.
Oh GOD! Could you please stop with the hickhop. It is making me homicidal!
Hickhop by Dragonlady58 January 19, 2021
Guvy (guv-ee) is Hoodbilly slang for government welfare checks.
Lulu whenun hurself down tuh dat wulafare place enun gotta hurinself a guvy.
Guvy by Dragonlady58 January 19, 2021
Guvvy (guh-vee) noun. Guvvy is what A Hoodbilly or Hoodbetty calls their welfare government check.
Hayeh Latrinataint yourin’ guvvy acomin today?
Guvvy by Dragonlady58 January 18, 2021

Hoodbilly 

Hoodbilly (ies) are a hybrid species descendant of mated humanoid Squatandrathal and hominid Whitetrashsaphien. They walk upright but lack evolutionary brain growth allowing the capacity to use tools. They survive by nesting in abandoned dwellings, buildings, cars, parks, vacant lots and sewer systems. This Ghettodweller class of Pseudo Human is kin to the Hillbilly and related to Whiteboianoids. They cannot wash clothes, properly drive a car, use running water or figure out how to wipe things clean with a rag. Hoodbilly enlist advanced thumbed races to shave their heads , to use razors for Mullet cuts or Mohawks. Tattoos, applied by other races of tears, barbed wire, skulls, crosses, 115%, shamrocks, sacred hearts and poorly executed likenesses of dead relatives festoon their bodies. The mating ritual of Hoodbilly lasts 4-5 days. It begins when a Hoodbetty gets her guvy and ends when it all spent it on drugs and alcohol and her children start complaining of being hungry. The usual signs of the male leaving to find another female are loud fights, hysterical crying, and the male savagely beating the female as she begs for him to stay. He will usually start the mating process again with the Hoodbetty’s cousin, sister, mother, best friend or aunt. They cannot dance or sing but insist on rapping to songs that do not know the words to or understand the meaning of words they manage to briefly remember. This style of music and dance is known as Hickhop.
I need to get rid of that Hoodbilly roosting in my shed before he breeds and creates an infestation!
Hoodbilly by Dragonlady58 January 18, 2021
A hoodbilly’s preferred genre of music.
God I wish they would turn that awful hic-hop down!
Hic-Hop by Dragonlady58 January 15, 2021

Hell-to-the-yeah-yeah

Hell-to-the-yeah-yeah
This term is used by flaminhot, ultrahip, fantabulous females typically named Barbara, Janie Lee, Jane, Joyce, Laura, Susan, Melissa, Anna, Kitty, Coraline, Mimi, as verbal consent when a simple yes simply won't do.
You want some dinner?
Hell-to-the-yeah-yeah!

Fanfuckingtabulous 

Fanfuckingtabulous (fuh-Ann-fun-uh-kee-ng-tab-you-luh-us) is a merging of the words fantastic, fucking and fabulous. It is often used in a sarcastic manner.
Isn’t that just fanfuckingtabulous!
Fanfuckingtabulous by Dragonlady58 January 15, 2021