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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

A car that’s so loud that it’s stupid.
Our neighbors, whom we refer to as the noisetards, of course have a complete and total tardcar.
tardcar by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020

Propagandist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Trailing closely behind Kim and Putin, our Propagandist in Chief is rapidly gaining on them as his campaign bullshit artists spin paranoid Q-Anon conspiracies into more plausible scenarios, thereby creating widespread fear.

Klingon President 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!

Jay Suckyoulow 

A play on the name of the Mobster in Chief’s personal attorney, Jay Sekulow.
Yup, they call me Jay Suckyoulow because I’ve been getting a continuous blowjob in the form of a steady stream of big money throughout this corrupt presidency!
Jay Suckyoulow by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

adminthink 

An ethos that values a given system over the people who work within it.
As I poured out my sincere thoughts and feelings about what seemed to be my own imminent professional burnout due to overwork and the breakdown of our department during the Coronavirus Pandemic, I watched the familiar adminthink wheels turning in my supervisor’s head, causing him to wear an expressionless mask which barely concealed his thoughts about who would replace me if I did.
adminthink by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

The Great Employer 

One of the Trumpster’s favorite nicknames for himself when he’s feeling low and trying to suck up to Hispanics.
At varying times in my ultra-successful life I have been called The Great Employer since all of my ultra-successful businesses have steadily employed so many undocumented immigrants that you probably would be unable to count them since they are in fact not documented!

word string 

When words are strung together in such a way as to make what is being conveyed by the writer or the speaker intensely powerful, even unforgettable.
There are word strings so striking that I have found myself periodically compelled to re-read them as inspiration!
word string by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020