Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

kicking ash 

A term used to describe the heroic and courageous actions taken by firefighters.

Thank you for your selfless dedication and stamina as you’re totally kicking ash in all parts of California!

kicking ash by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

twitterstroking 

Slang and disparaging term for compulsive tweeting.

His habitual twitterstroking has essentially put him on the map as an A1 lunatic.

twitterstroking by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2020

Bleach Breathers 

A nickname for diehard Trump devotees.

The Bleach Breathers, despite the serious scarring of their nasal passages and lung tissue, are doing just great and are thriving, COVID-free, as they kill off this nasty disease with a good snootful of disinfectant!

Bleach Breathers by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

poisonous asshole 

A particularly terrible asshole.

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!

poisonous asshole by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

rat sniffer 

Prison slang for someone who hunts down a snitch.

As the prison’s prime rat sniffer, I’m the guy who puts the snitches in stitches!

rat sniffer by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Disaster Marriages 

Television documentaries featuring the always popular format of heartbreaking tales of unthinkable marital infidelity.

My ex-life in which I was married for 25 years to an L.A. actor ended in such a pathetic and superlative train wreck, so consequently it’s a fave on Disaster Marriages!

Disaster Marriages by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020