stealth nutjob

A wacko who is adept at flying under the radar.
I’ve admired this guy all my life until I realized, once I got to know him, that he is a stealth nutjob.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2023
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fluffy Jesus feeling

A sardonic description of that comforting sense that Jesus approves of you no matter what you do.
I robbed that bank, terrifying the shit out of everyone inside, and then right afterward, a powerful fluffy Jesus feeling washed over me like a river of love.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
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nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.
When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019
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an ass hair away

A phrase that indicates how truly close something came to happening.
My son, that meteor was an ass hair away from striking me right there in that gorge!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2020
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The Petagon

The headquarters building of the United States Animal Companions Department of Defense, located alongside The Pentagon in Arlington County, Virginia.
We took our furchildren Fifi and Foofoo, to visit The Petagon so they could see this very hallowed of historic buildings and tell their puppies about it one day.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 01, 2021
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deep end of the gene pool

Slang manner of saying someone is very intelligent or physically beautiful or both.
Yup, she’s definitely swimming in the deep end of the gene pool!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 08, 2020
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Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.
In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
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