Doomhammr's definitions

small

High or intoxicated on a drug. Originated from the Steve Martin skit: "Let's Get Small"

Let's get small off this weed.

by Doomhammr May 24, 2006

captain cardboard

Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike

by Doomhammr May 13, 2005

clockblock

A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.

If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.

by Doomhammr May 1, 2006

famous

When someone overhypes themself or their abilities to an expectation they cannot live up to.

You're setting yourself up for failure by being too famous.

by Doomhammr May 31, 2006

JRNY

A common abbreviation of the name of the 70's/80's rock band Journey. This abbreviation appears on the band's "Raised on Radio" album cover showing a radio station building emblazoned with the letters JRNY. This was also a common way of abbreviated the band's name on license plates of fanatics (as seen on the insert on their "Greatest Hits Live" CD).

Did you get your JRNY tickets yet?

by Doomhammr September 4, 2006

toke

To tip an employee in a casino environment.

I can't believe you didn't toke that cocktail waitress.

by Doomhammr August 19, 2006

four-wheeling

When your head bobs around when you about to fall asleep when sitting upright. It is given this name because it looks like you're driving offroad.

The security guard was fired for four-wheeling at his post.

by Doomhammr February 4, 2006