chunky but funky

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

buck knuckle

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)

check out the buck knuckle on that dude!

by dirk diggler June 27, 2004

gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003

Prosti-tots

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.

Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!

by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004

free*

Word used to trick ignorant internet patrons into signing up for spam.

You've won a free* 42" plasma tv. Just enter your email address below.

*It's not really free... sucker!

by Dirk Diggler March 15, 2005

gold caking

when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike

dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

jihad

When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.

Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.

We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.

by Dirk Diggler August 22, 2004