Dirk Diggler's definitions

garden

Drug Dealer

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

brawny

the swingingest paper towel brand on the market today.

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

san diego

Best. City. Ever.

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

apricots

One nasty ass fruit, nigga.

I ate an apricot once, never again.

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

gizzle

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003

jihad

When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.

Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.

We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.

by Dirk Diggler August 22, 2004

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005