18 definitions by Dillon Farnum

Vida Guerra

The girl from the Burger King Commercial with the "Nice Caboose"

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

by Dillon Farnum March 31, 2005

Kurt Cobain

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him





Get it? He blew his brains out with a shotgun

by Dillon Farnum June 21, 2005

Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005

MADD

Also known as the "Mothers Against the Bill of Rights". While their cause is one which cannot be argued against, their Machiavellian tactics are unconstitutional and often pointless

They clearly want to eliminate our Fourth Amendment Right to protection from illegal search and seizure with their checkpoints, and lowering the legal blood alcohol will do absolutely nothing to lessen the number of drunk driving deaths

by Dillon Farnum February 4, 2005

actor

A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money

Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends

by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005

Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

by Dillon Farnum March 20, 2005

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum June 22, 2005