Dillon Farnum's definitions

Vida Guerra

The girl from the Burger King Commercial with the "Nice Caboose"

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

by Dillon Farnum March 30, 2005

Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005

Chef

Went looking for some mangos and found a tiger. Got his head cut off by Marlon Brando's goons

The Horror...The Horror...

by Dillon Farnum December 17, 2004

actor

A person who has no personality of their own, so they pretend to be other people. For money

Oh man! I'm so uninteresting! Looks like I'll have to be an actor if I'm going to have friends

by Dillon Farnum January 17, 2005

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005

Herpes

Something all the cool kids in High School have

Man, I must not be cool. I don't have herpes

by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005

John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

by Dillon Farnum April 23, 2005