Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Pool 

1) Collective amount of money to be distributed.

2) Man-made, water-filled area designed for swimming. Can be dug into the ground or portable.

3) Recreational game where the player attempts to hit a 'cue ball' with a stick in an attempt to knock other balls into pockets on the side of the table.

1) I didn't win the college basketball pool, but it had only cost $6 to enter.

2) Dean is a lifeguard at the local pool, despite the fact that he's a pretty bad swimmer.

3) Pool and billiards may be the same game; I'm not exactly sure.

Pool by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Chump 

Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.

Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.

Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"

Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.

Chump by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Brunch 

A new meal added between breakfast and lunch. All in all, a very difficult concept to understand.

If I microwave some leftover pizza, but do so at eleven in the morning, would it be classified as breakfast or brunch?

Brunch by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Clam Up 

To suddenly keep unusually quiet, often in regards to the divulging of information.

Carol clammed up about the incident at the bakery, so we never did find out whatever happened to Nate.

Clam Up by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Lunch Money 

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).

Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.

Lunch Money by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker 

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

Advertising 

A synonym for e-mail.

Their latest advertising offered me 20% off of all of my dry cleaning, but I kept my pride and threw the coupon in the trash.

Advertising by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005