Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Cup of Coffee

What can be bought with your word and twenty cents.

Tom: I wasn't cheating on you, I give you my word!

Trish: Ha! That and twenty cents can get you a cup of coffee!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Deduction

1) An idea formed by deducing.

2) Subtraction.

1) I made the deduction that somebody had stolen my goldfish for revenge after putting the clues all together.

2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005

Russian

Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.

Russians, like all people, voice their opinions.

by Diggity Monkeez December 14, 2004

Jeff Cirillo

The best example of a career destroyed by Coors Field. Under contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Jeff Cirillo was one of the NL's best third basemen before he was traded to Colorado; now he's not even starting.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Dim

The opposite of 'bright'.

1) Little Tim is rather dim because he can't spell very well.

2) The room's kinda dim; you might need to change the light bulb.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Dead

1) Deceased. No longer in the world of the living.

2) No longer entertaining. Over.

3) Definitely, extremely.

1) Yassir Arafat is dead; he died in 2004.

2) I'm leaving. This party is dead.

3) I'm not joking; I'm dead serious. (Also in this category is, "Enemy sub dead ahead!")

by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005