Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Splat

Sound made when an object is squished. Usually, the entire word is capitalized.

*Roderick steps on a water balloon*

SPLAT!

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Dodgers

The players on the National League's Los Angeles baseball team. Originally, the Dodgers played in Brooklyn, where they first received the name 'Dodgers'. The name was a reference to the homeless who covered Brookyln's streets in those days, dodging the trolleys that carried passengers around the city. The nickname doesn't make much sense nowadays, unless it refers to the bullet-dodgers in Compton.

The Dodgers are cool solely on the grounds that José Lima pitches for them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Dole

To give/deal. Can be (and often is) followed by 'out'.

I doled out slices of the victory cake to each of the club members.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

Complement

To go well with; to complete.

That lamp complements your desk perfectly.

by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Wensday

Pronunciation of 'Wednesday'.

"No, thanks; I did last Wensday."

by Diggity Monkeez April 2, 2005

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Hock

1) To sell, but not in a store.

2) To force mucus into the mouth.

1) He hocked his stereo system to provide for the surgery payment.

2) He hocked a loogie, and spat it toward my face (I ducked.).

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005