Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
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Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').
I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
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Location

The geographical point that an object is at.
Location, shmocation- I don't care where definitions come from!
by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005
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Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.
Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.
by Diggity Monkeez January 09, 2005
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IV

1) 'Four' in Roman numerals.

2) Intraveneous, as in 'intraveneous fluids'.
1) Harold IV was the fourth Harold in his family.

2) While you're here, sir, we need to hook you up to this IV.
by Diggity Monkeez February 08, 2005
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FAO Schwarz

A toy store in New York City that went out of business a couple of years ago. The toys were incredibly expensive but deservedly so. The store was made up of giant sections, devoted to jungle animals, Legos (Legoes?), Star Wars, and candy.
FAO Schwarz was like a giant palace straight out of a child's dream.
by Diggity Monkeez January 21, 2005
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Deduct

To subtract from a total, as opposed to concrete items.
I deducted ten points from his total when it was revealed that he had participated while wearing sandals, clearly violating Rule 1.10B.
by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005
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