Morale

Overall feeling, usually of a group of people. When morale is high, people are happy. When it is low, people are probably grumbling.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"
-Sgt. Craig Pittman

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005

Toil

To work incredibly hard at a pointless task.

Chaz: Dino wasn't at the ceremony yesterday. Do you know what happened?

Percy: Yeah. He was in the basement, toiling with his Spanish homework.

by Diggity Monkeez May 02, 2005

SportsCenter

The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.

After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.

by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004

Drive Up a Wall

To bother or annoy to a large extent.

The word 'owned' drives me up a wall.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

ASL

Age, sex, and location. Usually in the form of a question.

Asking for a chatter's ASL lets you know a little about the person you are talking to. However, it is looked down upon by many, who feel that the term is associated with losers who spend all of their time on the internet.

We don't ask for ASLs here- it's an internet cliché.

by Diggity Monkeez July 31, 2005

Sporadic

Inconsistent; difficult to predict.

Last year's winter was characterized by sporadic showers followed by long cold spells.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

Carmen Sandiego

Founder of V.I.L.E., the Earth's most notorious organization of villains. Known for her red coat and fedora, Carmen and her gang attempt to steal the world's most valubale treasures.

Carmen has brown hair and brown eyes, even though her eyes are never shown in pictures of her.

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005