Fritos

The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.

And so then he crushed my Fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that I now had "more Fritos."

by Diggity Monkeez July 14, 2005

Ump

Shortened form of 'umpire' used by baseball players, managers, and anyone connected with the game.

Fans don't call umpires 'umps'- they usually use more offensive names.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Capitol Hill

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

300

A perfect score in bowling.

A bowler can only reach 300 if he/she bowls a strike every time up.

by Diggity Monkeez May 21, 2005

Choke

1) See Buffalo Bills.

2) See Latrell Sprewell.

1) Fran choked on that test; every time I looked over she was sitting there chewing on her eraser. She couldn't have done well.

2) Donald choked Ricky to death after finding out that Ricky had informed the police of Donald's illegal imports.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Sarcasm

How previously un-funny people can get others to think that they have a great sense of humor. Sarcasm can be funny, but oftentimes, users have trouble getting others to pick up on their sarcasm, and counter by blaming the 'listener' for this, citing his/her/their lack of intelligence. This is wrong, though. Sarcasm should be executed in a manner that allows the recipient(s) to understand that sarcasm is involved.

I use sarcasm every once and again.

by Diggity Monkeez February 19, 2005

Solitaire

The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.

He can win at Solitaire on the computer.

by Diggity Monkeez April 25, 2005