Definitions by Denis Baldwin

serviced 

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

serviced by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

dbsls 

An acronym for a measurement of cocaine or other insuflatable substances.

It's a "denisbaldwin sized line".

The line is no less than 5" long and no less than 2mm thick. The longer, the better.

I cut a DBSL for this Catholic Schoolgirl that would have made most people choke. She snorted it up like a champ!

dbsls by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

stomp a mudhole 

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.

stomp a mudhole by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

insuflatable 

Able to be snorted up one's nose.

I love cocaine so much because it's easily insuflatable.

insuflatable by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Catholic Schoolgirl

A girl in uniform, usually with a short skirt, easily seen panties, pigtails and a button up top.

They are so fucking hot I could burst.

That Catholic Schoolgirl needs to get closer to God. Perhaps my dick will be her diety of choice today.

Catholic Schoolgirl by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

giving up the ass

To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me.

You know that bitch Laquanda? Man, I found her giving up the ass at the party last week to all the homies. I let that bitch suck my dick off later on. It was tight.

giving up the ass by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

monster garage by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004