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Belching practice

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)

What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

by Delete this account now October 27, 2023

Ridiculous utterly ridiculous

Chloe Bourgeois’s catchphrase from Miraculous Ladybug (probably one of the best shows ever as well as in existence).

Someone gave Chloe KFC instead of whatever the Hell she ordered.
Chloe: I asked for a beef fillet with fois de gras not this poor person food (Throws KFC at someone in a massive fit of rage) This is so ridiculous utterly ridiculous!
What a Karen, am I right?

by Delete this account now July 2, 2023

None of your business

A rude way to prevent someone from joining a conversation when they’ve done absolutely no wrong

Person 1: what kind of music are you into?
Person 2: I like pop music, especially J-pop, that’s the best kind
Person 3: I like J-pop, too!
Person 2 to Person 3: that’s cool
Person 1 to Person 3: None of your business, GTFO
Person 3 leaves and cries

by Delete this account now July 2, 2023

Big black bully man

A big black man who is dressed just like CJ from Grand Theft Auto and is also bigger and tougher than you and could beat the living daylights out of you

(Person 1 is pasty white person, Person 2 is dark black person, Person 3 is small white person)
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person 2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.

by Delete this account now July 3, 2023

I’m so scared

The thing you say when your best female (or male if you’re female) friend is singing the chorus of “Lovefool” by the Cardigans and dancing with a stick that has a wig that looks like her/his crush’s hair on it, and you’re scared and jealous of this man/woman.

Person 1: Love me, love me, Say that you love me~
Person 2: I’m so scared

by Delete this account now July 3, 2023

Half-of-a-sister

Chloe Bourgeoisie calls Zoe Lee her half of a sister.

Person: what’s a sister called when her mother is your mom but you have different fathers
Chloe: half-of-a-sister?
Person: R A C I S T

by Delete this account now July 24, 2023

You can X my Y

Literally X means a verb while Y means a noun. The sentence as a whole is supposed to be used as an innuendo.

Example 1:
Speddy: This is how you do an innuendo. Ask me if I want to play Pokémon.
Lesby: Do you want to play Pokémon X and Y?
Speddy: Of course, friend! …You can X my Y.
Lesby: Ew, wtf mans? I’m named my name for a reason, you creep!

Example 2:
Lonnie: Hey, do you wanna go to a rock concert?
Kaleb: Of course, bro! …You can rock my concert.
Lonnie: Ew, gross! What the fuck, bro???

by Delete this account now September 2, 2023