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A big black man who is dressed just like CJ from Grand Theft Auto and is also bigger and tougher than you and could beat the living daylights out of you
(Person 1 is pasty white person, Person 2 is dark black person, Person 3 is small white person)
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person 2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person 2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.
by Delete this account now July 3, 2023

In 2010, Thomas' aghast face, also known as the infamous "O" face, when the Fat Controller asks the inspector if he saw fish, along with the musical note that went with the shot, became an internet meme.
by Delete this account now June 25, 2023

The girl version of Hilbillybert and probably the true protag of Pokémon Black and White who also should’ve been in the anime
Example 1:
Person 1: who is your best girl in Pokémon?
Person 2: hildillyda
Person 1: don’t you mean Hilda?
Person 2: I know but I call her hildillyda
Person 1: okay. anyway what’s your favorite thing about her?
Person 1: she is true protag, gets piggy as starter, takes down peta, dates their leader, catches red eyes white dragon-
Person 3: wait lol don’t you mean blue eyes white dragon?
Person 1: oh my god
Example 2:
Person 1: I hate Iris and I think hildillyda should be in the anime and not Iris
Person 2: Bruh I like Iris but I agree she calls ash a kid too much
Person 3: we’re literally 11 years past that bro but I agree too and like the only reason Iris is here but not Hilda is they try to emulate the indigo league
Person 1: and we love indigo league so idk why it has to be ripped off
Person 2: which is why I hate bw anime
Person 1: who is your best girl in Pokémon?
Person 2: hildillyda
Person 1: don’t you mean Hilda?
Person 2: I know but I call her hildillyda
Person 1: okay. anyway what’s your favorite thing about her?
Person 1: she is true protag, gets piggy as starter, takes down peta, dates their leader, catches red eyes white dragon-
Person 3: wait lol don’t you mean blue eyes white dragon?
Person 1: oh my god
Example 2:
Person 1: I hate Iris and I think hildillyda should be in the anime and not Iris
Person 2: Bruh I like Iris but I agree she calls ash a kid too much
Person 3: we’re literally 11 years past that bro but I agree too and like the only reason Iris is here but not Hilda is they try to emulate the indigo league
Person 1: and we love indigo league so idk why it has to be ripped off
Person 2: which is why I hate bw anime
by Delete this account now June 25, 2023

In the song Karkalicious, which is a parody of Fergalicious by Fergie, we are introduced to the ship of Karkat X Terezi (and also, what the hell is Karkitty? Bet it sounds great but tbh idrc lots for Homestuck that much and I’m only there for the song lol just like every other person who listens to it lmao)
Listener: What’s this
Karkat: “Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco // I blow kisses, Don't matter if we’re just moirails // Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy // Nepeta's always squealin’, cutesy pet names like karkitty // And the majority of pairings had better include me”
Person listening to it: … MARRY ME
Karkat: “Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco // I blow kisses, Don't matter if we’re just moirails // Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy // Nepeta's always squealin’, cutesy pet names like karkitty // And the majority of pairings had better include me”
Person listening to it: … MARRY ME
by Delete this account now June 23, 2023

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.
Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024

Person 1: what kind of music are you into?
Person 2: I like pop music, especially J-pop, that’s the best kind
Person 3: I like J-pop, too!
Person 2 to Person 3: that’s cool
Person 1 to Person 3: None of your business, GTFO
Person 3 leaves and cries
Person 2: I like pop music, especially J-pop, that’s the best kind
Person 3: I like J-pop, too!
Person 2 to Person 3: that’s cool
Person 1 to Person 3: None of your business, GTFO
Person 3 leaves and cries
by Delete this account now July 2, 2023

Type your definition here…
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
