David's definitions

rest area

A place on the interstate where you can stop an use the restroom and get a soda during long trips. Rest areas often have maps where you can where you are.

I think we need to stop at the next rest area.

by David March 7, 2004

hooah

hooah (hoo ah) adj., adv., n., v., conj., interj., excla. Orig. unknown Slang. 1. Referring to or meaning anything and everything except "no". 2. What to say when at a loss for words. 3.a. Good copy. b. Roger. c. Solid copy. d. Good. e. Great. f. Message received. g. Understood. h. Acknowledged. 4.a. Glad to meet you. b. Welcome. 5. "All right!" 6.a. I don't know the answer, but I'll check on it. b. I haven't the foggiest idea. 7. I am not listening. 8. "That is enough of your drivel; sit down!" 9. Yes. 10. "You've got to be kidding me!" 11. Thank you. 12. Go to the next slide. 13. You've taken the correct action. 14. I don't know what that means, but I'm too embarassed to ask for clarification. 15. Squared away (He's pretty hooah.) 16. Amen!

first Sergeant: "Off-Post personnel will help cleaan the barracks."
Soldier: "Hooah Top." thinking this is fucked up.

by david November 18, 2003

choda/chode

Testical sweat

I got major choda

by david August 4, 2003

sporge

A greenish-brownish solution that looks disgusting but can be quite delicious.

Green Kool-Aid can be considered sporge.

by David September 22, 2004

hoover manuever

When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."

"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."

by david November 17, 2004

fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.

"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.

by David October 15, 2006

faggrivated

(adj.) the state of moral reproach once a person's thresh hold of tolerance for homosexual behavior has been surpassed

homophobia intolerance

Being dragged to watch "To Wong Foo - Thanks for Everything", Jerry was a trite faggrivated.

by David December 30, 2004