David's definitions

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 8, 2004

World of warcraft

A mmorpg that seems to be attracting alot of controversy these days. Apparently addictive, but only if you have the will-power of a pet rock. Has a 15 dollar monthly fee, which is chump change if you're actually out of grade school and have a job. Even a minimum wage one will do. Contrary to popular beliefs, it is possible to carry on a normal life while actively playing this game. You can even reach the maximum level, because the game is so fast paced. Truly one of the best games ever if you are into online gaming and role playing strategy games.

"Hey man, you wanna play WoW for a while? I got some time to kill."

"Nah, I can't right now, I'm going to the gym with Jen in a few minutes. Have fun though"

by David May 13, 2005

The Show-Me-Around

Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)

Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around...

by David March 18, 2004

tekken

A fighting game for the Playstation or Playstation 2 console. It has mixed reactions in people, for instance, some people don"t like the game because the characters fight like robots, or some people think it is the best fighting game ever.

Tekken is a fighting game, pure and simple.

by David August 16, 2005

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

rundigger

A motorized vehicle usually a late model car or small motorcycle which appears ready for the scrap heap yet continues to provide reliable service such that those who use it come to have a sort of affection for it and are somewhat protective of it.

You're not really going to drive that pile of crap all the way to the city are you? Sure am. It's a rundigger!

by David November 6, 2004

Wisconsin

A Province within the United States of a America

I ate cheese in wisconsin

by David August 28, 2006