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A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.
by David March 8, 2004
Get the smoke detector mug.Naked On Karrie's Chair
Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.
Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.
Rinsc: and yesterday morning she sat naked on a chair that karrie sits on to put on her makeup. Karrie was pissed.
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol
by david July 10, 2004
Get the NOKC mug.A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).
Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.
Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.
Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.
Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.
screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*
Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*
Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.
by David May 23, 2008
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(9th grade broken Spanish)Aye Caramba, porque es tu muy mucho loco bobo!?
For Crying out loud, why are you very much a crazy fool!?
For Crying out loud, why are you very much a crazy fool!?
by David July 15, 2005
Get the bo-bo mug.Someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior (especially for the same criminal behavior)
by David May 18, 2004
Get the recidivist mug.This is from the Yiddish, it means ditz, clutz, dumkoft, ninny, nincompoop, socially incompetant boob, twit, dumbass.
Example? I gotta provide a sample?? Sheesh!! Use it like any of those word up there!!! What yutz thought up this stupid requirement!?!?!
by David December 4, 2003
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