Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

text me

When you want someone to text you on your cell phone a "Txt Msg" (Text Message)

Hey John text me with the football game scores..

by David May 15, 2004

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 08, 2004

Taylor Hicks

One of the few, true soul performers to sing on American Idol. Known for his flinching, good nature and grey hair, he is arguably the best singer on season 5 of American Idol.

Wow I saw Taylor Hicks perform tonight and voted for him over 20 times!

by David March 12, 2006

daddy

Baby-talk word for dad. It is wrong for adults to call their father ''daddy''. Adults call their father ''dad''.

''Daddy'' is baby-talk.

by David March 06, 2004

shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 07, 2004

mini-vomit

A small controlled vomit, that is easily caught in the mouth: a chunky gag. See Gerg

The wrotting smell from the dumpster made me have a mini-vomit.

by David December 02, 2003