David's definitions

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003

syrup

an disassociative/hallucenogenic drink made with one bottle of extra strength robotussin, one shot of rum and vodka, and a jolly rancher.

"sippin on some syrup" or "man paul(dj paul) slow this shit down im of that syrup"

by David April 14, 2003

buttmunch

Someone who loves too eat butt, such as a cat or child(Aaron).

Wow, Ali, you sure are a slutty buttmunch....

by David April 24, 2003

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003

dang

A red neck child's way of saying a "curse word. oooooooooooooohhhhhh"

Dang, the wheat ain't ready for cuttin'! What are we gonna do, Pa?

by David April 24, 2003

Like

A word commonly used in the secret languge of the Valley Girls.

So, like, I said to him, like, would go out with me, like, 'cause, your like, so dreamy.

by David April 24, 2003

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003