David's definitions

shit dog

Oh my goodness.

Shit dog, that is the biggest house I ever seen!!

by David September 2, 2003

yous guys

you all or y'all (why hasn't this been set straight in English?)

yous guys come over here and let me show you how to use that wrench..

by david June 2, 2003

fupa-juice

secretion of bodily liquids associated with the area on or around the fat upper pussy area

That chick had some nasty fupa-juice on her pants.

by David July 29, 2003

book nerd

1. A nerd who always has there nose stuck in a book.

2. An uppity educated nerd.

Peter's decision to go to college proved definitively that he indeed a book nerd.

by David November 11, 2004

nargis

(n.) a rare, warm, soft, very sweet and tasty delicasy, encased in a slightly tough shell, (which can become softer and more tranlucent to the experienced connoisseur); to be desired, savoured and appreciated by those with a taste for fine things.

by David August 9, 2003

homophobe

A word for people who hate homosexuals. Like anti-semitism, this word is illogical because there should, by this logic, be a word to define anybody who hates anything, such as, say, Catholics. But there isn't because it's only a word to throw at people and make them seem ignorant for disagreeing with something they see as wrong, no matter how reasonable their purpose is. Basically, this is an unneeded word.

"You're mad at me for not paying my bills? You're just a homophobe!"
--Gay roommate

by David December 16, 2004

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 9, 2003