David's definitions

yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.

"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"

by David February 11, 2005

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW

Damn, look at her ass!!!!WOW

by David October 29, 2003

lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.

Lie detectors are stupid.

by David March 6, 2004

commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

by David March 6, 2004

cragie

literally means crazy. Koreans FOBs can't pronounce the word crazy so they say cragie

Jordan is a cragie sheep fucker!

by david August 3, 2004

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis

This is the longets word in the ENTIRE English Language. Its 45 letters long and 19 syllables... Count it out

He's right... it is the best freakin'word on the planet.

by David May 13, 2005