David's definitions

pen/pin

Two words that people from the South of the United States mispronounce the same way. They always mispronounce ''pen'' as ''pin''. That's an incorrect pronunciation. ''pen'' is supposed to have the ''e'' sound in ''pet'' not the ''i'' sound in ''pit''.

Those Southerners have a problem with not distinguishing ''en/in'' and ''em/im'' and pronounce the words ''hem'' and ''him'', and ''pen'' and ''pin'' the same way which are correctly pronounced differently.

by David December 18, 2004

plan

a litany of complaints

"John Kerry's plan is a litany of complaints." - GWB

by David October 13, 2004

Like

A word commonly used in the secret languge of the Valley Girls.

So, like, I said to him, like, would go out with me, like, 'cause, your like, so dreamy.

by David April 24, 2003

Verflixt

German word for "Darn"

Das verflixt Mädchen!

by David April 26, 2004

usy

a massive orgy for jewish teenagers

David went to usy and h.u with two girls at the same time

by david November 9, 2006

buckin bronco

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.

"I pulled a buckin bronco on her and she went nuts."

by david November 17, 2004

15 will get you 20

Aphorism warning of the danger of engaging in sexual intimacy with a girl who is physically --- but not chronologically --- mature.

I've got a boner for that cheerleader that's a foot long, but I'm gonna go home and choke the chicken instead; 15 will get you 20.

by David October 31, 2003