David's definitions

fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.

"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.

by David October 15, 2006

San Francisco

I have found that while traveling the world that cities that are vertically inclined have an additional dimension of awareness and tolerance where as people in flat lands see their own 360 degrees to suit their own level. In San Francisco you can find a church that will support your ONE LOVE/ALL LOVE not strengthen your prejudices.

If you are visiting for more than 4 days try the green "Space Cake" on the first day and walk west on Haight Street and groove through the park toward the north where you will find Hippy Hill for what ever influence it may have on a given day. Street Fair takes place in a June weekend on the Haight aswell. Heard performers from Jefferson Airplane and Hendrix Experience etc.

by David January 26, 2005

commode

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

by David March 6, 2004

Hateraid

to have hatred towards or to hate on(Insult.)

he droped a huge bottle of Hateraid on me.

by david December 9, 2003

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis

This is the longets word in the ENTIRE English Language. Its 45 letters long and 19 syllables... Count it out

He's right... it is the best freakin'word on the planet.

by David May 13, 2005

hicky

a dark red mark that shows on your skin if someone sucks on it.

Nick gave melissa the reddest hicky on her neck last night, while they were getting all kinds of freaky.

by david October 9, 2004

Hohf.

1. adv. To be mad. "I'm Pissed Hohf!"

2. n. Bug Spray. "Hohf Bug Spray"

3. adv. To release from or take away. "GET HOHF ME"

Get Hohf the road, asshole.

by David November 12, 2004