David's definitions

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

webshots

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.

screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.

by David May 23, 2008

NOKC

Naked On Karrie's Chair

Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.

Rinsc: and yesterday morning she sat naked on a chair that karrie sits on to put on her makeup. Karrie was pissed.
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol

by david July 10, 2004

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

ibanez

Awesome guitar Company get an RG series

by David July 18, 2003

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004

Donmah

It is a variation of the Italian slang word, Mahdon. Mahdone meaning (Holy Shit usually in a good way) Donmah means holy shit in a BAD way... Like when looking a a really ugly girl or or guy say DONMAH! You would use MAHDON if they were hot!

DONMAH! Look at that beast, not in a million years!

by David February 7, 2005