467 definitions by David

chewd

An uncircumsized chode (penis with no shaft)

When My roommate gets drunk he passes out with chewd in hand!

by David March 18, 2004

Sprinkled Dount

When you cum on a girl's face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face.

That bitch was so drunk...after she blew me I gave that bitch a Sprinkled Dounut!!!

by David November 10, 2004

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by David January 22, 2004

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by David January 23, 2005

IAWYP

Acronym. Literally, "I agree with your post". Used in message boards such as ATNW.

IAWYP, that shouldn't be allowed at the board.

by David September 19, 2004

blidge

Blidge is a (presumably) made-up word that the Thievery Corporation used a song called "Lebanese Blonde."

In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."

Now I can hear the sound, the clouds drifting through the blidge.

by David March 1, 2005

Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

by David July 23, 2003