David's definitions

gbb

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)

D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser

by david July 8, 2004

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003

pass gas

The proper term for ''fart''.

Go outside to pass gas.

by David March 8, 2004

Perfectious

1.Means being perfect. Having the property of perfection.
2.Used to respectfully describe sexy girls.

This girl I know, April, is perfectious.

by David April 30, 2003

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.

Lie detectors are stupid.

by David March 6, 2004

Shakira

She has one the the biggest,juiciest, roundest and sexiest ass on the planet!!! WOOOOW

Damn, look at her ass!!!!WOW

by David October 29, 2003