David's definitions

nhi

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

by David November 3, 2003

Hohf.

1. adv. To be mad. "I'm Pissed Hohf!"

2. n. Bug Spray. "Hohf Bug Spray"

3. adv. To release from or take away. "GET HOHF ME"

Get Hohf the road, asshole.

by David November 12, 2004

Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.

I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!

by David January 22, 2004

Cankle

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.

Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!

by David May 23, 2004

Fifteen will get you twenty

15 will get you 20

by David October 31, 2003

Donmah

It is a variation of the Italian slang word, Mahdon. Mahdone meaning (Holy Shit usually in a good way) Donmah means holy shit in a BAD way... Like when looking a a really ugly girl or or guy say DONMAH! You would use MAHDON if they were hot!

DONMAH! Look at that beast, not in a million years!

by David February 7, 2005

Twat

Twatt, a town in the Orkney Isles - Scotland

I live at Twatt

by David January 6, 2007