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Videos staged (often by couples) to simulate shocking pranks or socially unacceptable behavior for the express purpose of gaining views and attention.
by Davezilla December 29, 2025
Get the Stagebait mug.When someone get something *just right*. Not too high, not too low. Just right. They Goldiloxed it. Also spelled Goldilocksed.
by Davezilla February 27, 2023
Get the Goldiloxed mug.Ancient Greek word for a friend that is so good at social favors they end up doing it professionally. Or a Professor who is exceptionally good at getting students interested in a subject.
A Philo was not just a friend, but eventually became an official title of someone that could be hired to set up arranged marriages for men who were too intimidated to do so themselves.
This evolved into an official title used in multiple fields, such as “Philomath”. Someone who helps another person marry math/science. Essentially a Professor.
Philo is often mistaken for a first name, such as the famous historian Philo Judaeus. This is not his name but his title, meaning Professor of Judaism.
A Philo was not just a friend, but eventually became an official title of someone that could be hired to set up arranged marriages for men who were too intimidated to do so themselves.
This evolved into an official title used in multiple fields, such as “Philomath”. Someone who helps another person marry math/science. Essentially a Professor.
Philo is often mistaken for a first name, such as the famous historian Philo Judaeus. This is not his name but his title, meaning Professor of Judaism.
Mark is such a great friend! He just hooked me up with a Julia!
Ya, he’s such a good Philo he could get Pandas to mate!
Ya, he’s such a good Philo he could get Pandas to mate!
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
Get the Philo mug.A self absorbed asshole who does not know enough to be an actual Pedant. Therefore they must invent reasons to talk down to others and “correct” them.
Someone who spews nonsensical bullshit solely for the purpose of talking down to others.
Someone who spews nonsensical bullshit solely for the purpose of talking down to others.
Did George just claim he knows a definition better than the dictionary?
Ya, he’s a total pseudopedant. He loves to correct people so much that he just ends up spewing nonsensical bullshit and having to be corrected himself.
Ya, he’s a total pseudopedant. He loves to correct people so much that he just ends up spewing nonsensical bullshit and having to be corrected himself.
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
Get the Pseudopedant mug.An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party
My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
Get the Proud Republican mug.A Republican who lets himself be fucked over by his own party but is brainwashed into believing he is somehow being treated well.
KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.
KY stands for KY sexual lubricant that is used to make intercourse easier on the recipient of the pounding.
My father is a KY Conservative. He voted for them because he lost his job, but they were the ones who sent it to Mexico in the first place. He voted away his entire life work while blindly believing he would get something in return.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
Get the KY Conservative mug.When a political follower lets themselves get fucked over while believing they are being treated well.
Republican Mitch McConnell has become the richest politician in the country while his state has fallen apart and become the most impoverished state in the country.
His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.
That's KY Politics for you.
His brainwashed supporters believe he is saving them from non existent oppression from liberals, when in reality he is just fucking them over.
That's KY Politics for you.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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