Dave's definitions

Gaybat

Device which once beaten with causes homosexuality. See also, Ugly Tree

Yeah, he's been beaten with the gaybet.

by Dave December 19, 2003

minister for fun

would define a moody and miserable woman (normally refering to your wife/partner)

tony - are you going out on the piss tonight dave? dave - i better phone the minister for fun and just clear it with her first

by dave November 25, 2004

Marines

Particularly, soldiers that are part of the United States Marine Corps. They are the cream of the crop, and their defining character is that of an emergency response team, making them usually among the first to be sent into war.
They go through very rigourous basic PT, and are trained to kill. They are amphibious-operated as well, making them very formidable.

"The USMC are undoubtedly the finest combatants in the world. The only problem is that they're meat-heads."
-me

by Dave September 27, 2004

retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by Dave January 14, 2004

scope

Any type of tube-shaped lenses for the purpose of magnifying vision. There are numerous types; sometimes binocs are called scopes.

"I use this term to refer to rifle-scopes really."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

mokey

its a balls word that katie made up and thinks its better than meshuggah.

katie : i made up a word, 'mokey'
me : thats bollocks

by dave February 13, 2004

conundry

Kill Sean. See stear.

Clayton: "I'm bored."
Dave: "That is quite the conundry."
Sean: <--- Dead

by Dave November 10, 2003