Definitions by DarthKieduss

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

Sammich Fucker by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Potato Eater

A not real offensive but still derogatory to describe people of Irish blood.

Potato Eater...Seeing as how the potato was the only source of nutrition in Ireland for 300 years, and half the population including half of my ancestors, died in the Great Potato Famine, I'd say that term is insensitive. Look at Scotland's Haggis. Haggis is season lard stuffed into a sheep's colon. So I may be a Potato Eater, but I don't eat fat out of a sheep's asshole.

Potato Eater by DarthKieduss September 25, 2015

Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

Happy Drunk by DarthKieduss September 1, 2015

The Shit 

#1: The real deal, stuff worth having or experiencing.
#2: Total warzone

Pothead: Yo! This is the shit

Army dude in Iraq: Damn it! I thought we was gonna be in the shit! When am I gonna get to shoot somebody?

The Shit by DarthKieduss November 5, 2014

God 

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.

For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16

God by DarthKieduss September 3, 2014

Chewed Out 

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

Chewed Out by DarthKieduss April 7, 2014

Bust a Nut 

1) Go bat shit crazy with rage
2) Ejaculate

1) Darth Kieduss: If Disney turns Star Wars into a musical, I'm gonna bust a nut!
2) Snoop Dogg giving Lisa Lampinelli nicknames: Busta-Bust a nut in your face. And my face, Snoop-Chilli-Dogg-In-Your-Mutha-Fuckin-Mouth.

Bust a Nut by DarthKieduss March 5, 2014