Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)
Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.
by Dave July 14, 2003
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Einstein

*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
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marijuana

meh-rih-wah-nuh
meh-ree-wah-nah
meh-rih-joo-wah-nuh

An illegal substance that is smokeable. There are all kinds of names for this word, which are used all the time referring to it (a LOT of'em are my terms for marijuana):
*Weed
*Pot
*Bud
*Buddha
*AK-47
*Stuff (my term for it; also "The Stuff")
*Dooby
*Scooby Doo
*Blunt
*Shit
*Puff
*Puffer
*Puff-Daddy
*Peacemaker
*Greens
*Blow (also a term for cocaine)
*Tokey-Toke
*Toker-Upper
*Nature
*Peacepipe (usually used for native american types)
*Pipe (depends greatly, although unfortunately a lot of pipes contain marijuana)
*Pick-Me-Up
*Calm-Down

......and MANY more terms.
"I don't smoke marijuana, especially ever since the first time I got ripped in early May 2002. It fucks with one's mind...I don't need that."
-me
by Dave April 02, 2004
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grant b

dont ask me bout that troll
by dave April 05, 2003
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Hassan

verb: To kick someone repeatedly with a steel-toed boot for a completely irrational reason.
You ate the last cookie? I'm going to Hassan the shit out of you!
by Dave March 04, 2011
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shitwig

Someone who has a bad haircut.
Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)
by Dave August 13, 2003
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G3A3

Assault rifle developed by Heckler & Koch. 20-round clip chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

Said to be very accurate.
"The G3A3 is a fine gun in Raven Shield. But the MP5SD5 serves me better it seems."
-me
by Dave April 01, 2004
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