DAve's definitions
by Dave February 2, 2004
Get the Smeaglemug. *Tracks made by feet, whether human or animal, often visually-evident on ground similar to snow or sand, even wet footprints on normal concrete.
*A christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the Lord. It goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off of the real thing):
One night I had a dream...I dreamed that I was on a beach and I was walking with the Lord. In the dark sky there were flashes of my life. For every scene of my life, I looked back and saw two sets of footprints...one belonging to me, and one belonging to the Lord.
When I saw the last scene of my life flash amidst the dark sky, I looked back at the footprints again...there was only one set of footprints. I realized that this single set of footprints was during the lowest and most difficult and troublesome time in my life. I was very bothered and I felt I had to ask the Lord about this dilemma...
...I said, "Lord, You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the way. But I noticed that there is only one set of footprints. I also noticed that this single set of footprints was during my most troublesome moments. I just don't understand why, Oh Lord, when I needed You the most, You'd....leave me..."
And then the Lord whispered, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I will never, ever leave you, even during your times of trial, testing, and suffering....when you look at that single set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
*A christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the Lord. It goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off of the real thing):
One night I had a dream...I dreamed that I was on a beach and I was walking with the Lord. In the dark sky there were flashes of my life. For every scene of my life, I looked back and saw two sets of footprints...one belonging to me, and one belonging to the Lord.
When I saw the last scene of my life flash amidst the dark sky, I looked back at the footprints again...there was only one set of footprints. I realized that this single set of footprints was during the lowest and most difficult and troublesome time in my life. I was very bothered and I felt I had to ask the Lord about this dilemma...
...I said, "Lord, You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the way. But I noticed that there is only one set of footprints. I also noticed that this single set of footprints was during my most troublesome moments. I just don't understand why, Oh Lord, when I needed You the most, You'd....leave me..."
And then the Lord whispered, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I will never, ever leave you, even during your times of trial, testing, and suffering....when you look at that single set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
"Whose footprints're these?"
-arctic soldier examining foreign footprints in the snow in Metal Gear Solid....unaware that Solid Snake is about to choke the life outta him!
-arctic soldier examining foreign footprints in the snow in Metal Gear Solid....unaware that Solid Snake is about to choke the life outta him!
by Dave February 25, 2004
Get the footprintsmug. by dave May 20, 2003
Get the jappermug. by Dave March 30, 2004
Get the kuzzamug. 
A black person.
"I'll take the darkie on the left."
-a friend of mine, amongst many others, during a game of Rival Schools
-a friend of mine, amongst many others, during a game of Rival Schools
by Dave January 14, 2004
Get the darkiemug. fah-mahs
Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne
Manufactured by Giat. 5.56x45mm NATO, 25-round clip. Bullpup. 1000 RPM.
French standard-issue assault rifle.
Fusil Automatique, Manufacture d'Armes de St. Etienne
Manufactured by Giat. 5.56x45mm NATO, 25-round clip. Bullpup. 1000 RPM.
French standard-issue assault rifle.
"FAMAS's are cool...but if one learns it's French, they won't like it. Idiots. The French can be idiots, but their FAMAS is cool!"
-me
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
Get the FAMASmug.