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his mother gave him an impasse

Gave him a penalty or punishment

Grounded him

Gates him

Prohibited him from recreation outside the home
He looks uneasy

He was sexually touched in the park. His mother gave him an impasse

ass to ass impasse 

When a couple are both bottoms and unwilling to negotiate for satisfying sex so they sleep ass to ass and pout simultaneously.
My ex husband was too subby for me because I really wanted a top, so we were at an ass to ass impasse.
ass to ass impasse by Veev September 21, 2022

It's not an impasse

There is literally nothing either of us can do. It works 1 way and you wanting it to work the opposite way doesn't ever make it that way.
Hym "It's not an impasse. Fire always hot. Fire never cold. No amount of saying that you want to makes Fire cold."
It's not an impasse by Hym Iam July 14, 2026

imposserous

when something is very difficult; impossible. derives from the wizard of ozz
could i love my girlfriend any more? imposserous

it is imposserous for charlie sheen to lose
imposserous by dinoc June 7, 2011

impassive 

The movie was an impassive commentary on the riots.
impassive by foxiefox October 12, 2009
to cause, initiate, or inflict passion upon an idea, object, thought, feeling, or such stimulus
I. "He impassionately approves of his girlfriend's achievements."
II. "I am extremely impassioned about your earlier confrontation with me."
impassion by TL373 July 21, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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