anxiarrhea

Extreme anxiety experienced by a person, causing unexpected amounts of diarrhea.

The coffee I drank this morning, mixed with my worries of the final exam, gave me a bad case of anxiarrhea.

by Cummy worm June 11, 2012

dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

by Cummy worm August 11, 2010

dingleberry

A pile of shit hanging off you ass hair that will NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER COME OFF!!!!!! EVER!!!!!

Teacher, can I be excused? I have a dingleberry!

by Cummy worm November 09, 2010

cum

1. Synonym for orgasm
2. How weird and lazy people say "come".
3. The secret ingredient for a big mac.

1. I made cum in my pants!
2. Cum 2 my house!
3. I just love the cum in my big mac!

by Cummy worm December 05, 2010

poop sauce

Diarrhea that you have just before going to bed, or in the middle of the night.

I just couldn't get to sleep last night! It was like 1 a.m. and I finally could relax after I had poop sauce.

by Cummy worm June 24, 2012

eagle talon

A sex act involving a girl, a guy and a trampoline. The girl lays on the ground doggie style and the guy jumps off the trampoline. In midair, he, possibly successfully, places his cock in the girl's pussy.

Let's eagle talon her!

by Cummy worm December 02, 2010

My Name Is...

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010