Definitions by Cummy worm

The Lazy Song 

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

The Lazy Song by Cummy worm June 16, 2011

porn 

The best gift that the world ever received.

Nick's got a shitload of porn on his phone.

porn by Cummy worm June 15, 2011

smelly burrito 

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

smelly burrito by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

tidelan 

During the 1900s, a group of Chinese men that engaged in the art of removinging their penises, for the hope that they would they would live an unsexual life. In hope that no one would even see their small penises.

tidelan penis small

tidelan by Cummy worm May 3, 2011

Westview wail pump 

When one flatulates while running. It can give you a boost while running.

I won the the race; I had done the Westview wail pump.

Westview wail pump by Cummy worm March 20, 2011

shock site

A website that tricks the user into doing something (usually by creating a fake link), but when the user visits the site, the site just shows them something gross, perverted, or just plain stupid.

Some examples of shock sites are www.lemonparty.org, 2 Girls 1 Cup, www.k-k-k.com, pain olympics, and 1 man 1 jar. I have to admit though, when I think of them, I laugh so hard my heart hurts!!!!!!!! XD

shock site by Cummy worm February 28, 2011

shat 

The past tense of shit.

He shat on the floor.

shat by Cummy worm February 24, 2011