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A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:
1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini
This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.
1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini
This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.
— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)
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Derived from the physical gesture for oral sex of flapping the tongue between ones spread middle and ring fingers (i.e. the symbolic vagina), although the palm usually faces the signer instead of the spectator then.
Derived from the physical gesture for oral sex of flapping the tongue between ones spread middle and ring fingers (i.e. the symbolic vagina), although the palm usually faces the signer instead of the spectator then.
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