A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:
1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini
This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.
1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini
This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.
— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)
by Crissov August 13, 2016
The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.
It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
by Crissov January 30, 2014
A classic ASCII art thought bubble as found in comics, also comes in shortened forms:
.o(thought)
oO(idea)
.O(eureka)
o(really?)
.(hmm)
… and can contain other ASCII art instead of text.
.o(thought)
oO(idea)
.O(eureka)
o(really?)
.(hmm)
… and can contain other ASCII art instead of text.
by Crissov August 13, 2016
In emoji-speak, Vulcan greeting 🖖 + tongue 👅 = Vulva meeting tongue
Derived from the physical gesture for oral sex of flapping the tongue between ones spread middle and ring fingers (i.e. the symbolic vagina), although the palm usually faces the signer instead of the spectator then.
Derived from the physical gesture for oral sex of flapping the tongue between ones spread middle and ring fingers (i.e. the symbolic vagina), although the palm usually faces the signer instead of the spectator then.
by Crissov August 21, 2016
by Crissov November 08, 2013
Portmanteau of 'autonomous' and 'automobile' for self-driving cars, also known as smart car or autoauto
by Crissov July 26, 2017
White sperm (milk) and yellow urine (honey), usually called thus when poured over the body or face, possibly into the mouth, of a female or gay porn star(let) as the final act of videotaped sex. Most people find this as disgusting as other kinds of salirophilia, for others doing, receiving or watching it is a fetish.
Last night I asked my girlfriend whether she would like some milk and honey – and she went for it! Next time I’ll give her chocolate.
by Crissov November 09, 2013