Crissov's definitions

thonkini

Portmonteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thongini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thonkini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

thongini

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

🍑💨

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + *woosh* 💨 = fart

— 😱 What’s that awful smell? 😷
— 🍑💨
— Gotta love 🌯 Tuesday!

by Crissov August 21, 2016

bimini

A mini bikini, possibly a thonkini, covering slightly more than a micro bikini.

Wow, her bikini provides minimal coverage. I guess you call it a bimini.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

🖖👅

In emoji-speak, Vulcan greeting 🖖 + tongue 👅 = Vulva meeting tongue

Derived from the physical gesture for oral sex of flapping the tongue between ones spread middle and ring fingers (i.e. the symbolic vagina), although the palm usually faces the signer instead of the spectator then.

I actually enjoy the 🖖👅 part in ♋️ more than the 👉👄 part

by Crissov August 21, 2016

.oO(...)

A classic ASCII art thought bubble as found in comics, also comes in shortened forms:

.o(thought)

oO(idea)
.O(eureka)
o(really?)
.(hmm)

… and can contain other ASCII art instead of text.

— I really like you! .oO(LOVE)
— Yeah, me too .oO(...)

by Crissov August 13, 2016

🐪

🐪 is an emoji metaphor for sex, because humping is a word for having sexual intercourse and camels have humps. Since this association is specific to English, it is not used with other languages unlike more graphic metaphors, e.g. 🍆 and 🍑. Like most emoji metaphors it can either be replace actual words or augment them.

alternative spelling: 🐫

I’ll hump you tonight! 🐪

Oh yeah, we’ll be 🐪-ing alright.

by Crissov March 20, 2018