Definitions by Crissov

🍑👋 

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + waving hand 👋 = butt spanking or ass slapping, usually with a sexual innuendo, not as a punishment

— When you come home tonite I’ll 🍑👋 so hard! 😈
— WHY DAD?!! I did all my chores
— 😱😱 that text was meant for mom
— DAD!!! tmi 🙉

🍑👋 by Crissov August 21, 2016

🖖👅 

In emoji-speak, Vulcan greeting 🖖 + tongue 👅 = Vulva meeting tongue

Derived from the physical gesture for oral sex of flapping the tongue between ones spread middle and ring fingers (i.e. the symbolic vagina), although the palm usually faces the signer instead of the spectator then.

I actually enjoy the 🖖👅 part in ♋️ more than the 👉👄 part

🖖👅 by Crissov August 21, 2016

.oO(...)

A classic ASCII art thought bubble as found in comics, also comes in shortened forms:

.o(thought)

oO(idea)
.O(eureka)
o(really?)
.(hmm)

… and can contain other ASCII art instead of text.

— I really like you! .oO(LOVE)
— Yeah, me too .oO(...)

.oO(...) by Crissov August 13, 2016

monokini 

A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:

1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini

This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.

— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)

monokini by Crissov August 13, 2016

lose a snow-white 

If you score a single goal in a game and your opponent seven.

Nobody in the whole wilde world would have thought that Brazil would lose a snow-white against Germany in the 2014 World Cup semi-finals. But they did.

lose a snow-white by Crissov July 9, 2014

German wax 

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

German wax by Crissov January 30, 2014

milk and honey

White sperm (milk) and yellow urine (honey), usually called thus when poured over the body or face, possibly into the mouth, of a female or gay porn star(let) as the final act of videotaped sex. Most people find this as disgusting as other kinds of salirophilia, for others doing, receiving or watching it is a fetish.

Last night I asked my girlfriend whether she would like some milk and honey – and she went for it! Next time I’ll give her chocolate.

milk and honey by Crissov November 9, 2013