jump

a surprised attack by a large group of peeps apone a smaller groups of peeps

Homie see thoses fags over there? the short one fucked my gurl, lets jump those bitches

by Cricket October 28, 2003

chronic lyricosis

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs

"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"

by cricket March 22, 2005

new kids on the block

boy band pioneers from Boston

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.

by Cricket September 08, 2003

jelly

cellulite or fat

I don't think you ready for this jelly.
(I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)

by Cricket September 08, 2003

baby momma drama

The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.

This baby momma drama is killin' my game!

by Cricket September 08, 2003

biff

The main character in the book, Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He invented sarcasm.

"La-la-la. Hey Roman guy, too bad about your getting stabbed. La-la-la. It's probably not a message from God or nothing. La-la-la. Telling you that maybe you should have gone home, la, la, la. Instead of oppressing the chosen people who God hisownself has said that he likes better than you. Fa, la, la, la." -Biff, when distracting a Roman gaurd so Jesus could bring a man back from the dead when they were young.

by Cricket June 20, 2004

Cartoon Network

An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.

Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

by Cricket June 20, 2004