Definitions by Cranberry Bob

Menopause 

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

Menopause by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022

coprocracy

A coprocracy is a form of government that endeavors to treat its citizens really shitty.

Nazi Germany was a total coprocracy.

coprocracy by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2022

Crackaloo 

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

Crackaloo by Cranberry Bob December 9, 2021

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

spotted Richard 

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

spotted Richard by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

Madame Pipi 

In France and in other places, Madame Pipi is the title given to female rest room attendants.

Madame Pipi presided over the rest room; keeping it sanitary and providing soap and hand towels.

Madame Pipi by Cranberry Bob August 19, 2021

frotteur 

A frotteur is a male who obtains sexual gratification by dry-humping; that is, rubbing his erect penis against the vulva of his girlfriend during which both are wearing underwear.

Tom was a frotteur. He dry-humped Megan on their first date.

frotteur by Cranberry Bob August 16, 2021