Cranberry Bob's definitions

heaux

An immoral Cajun woman.

Florene slept with half of the football team, and th other half felt left out; she was a heaux.

by Cranberry Bob November 15, 2019

lateral cleavage

Lateral cleavage is partial exposure of your breasts from the side. Also known as "sideboob" by the crude at heart.

My top was terribly skimpy; and it caused enough lateral cleavage to be revealed.

by Cranberry Bob November 16, 2019

trash can fire

A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.

Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.

by Cranberry Bob November 19, 2019

No balls at all.

No balls means lacking in nerve.

Cara felt that Ernie only felt her up and had no balls at all.

by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

duck wearing a wonderbra

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

Iuka puker

An Iuka puker is a redneck from northern Mississippi who is suffering the ill effects from drinking cheap booze.

Billy-Bob threw up in his girlfriend's lap. He's a quintessinal Iuka puker.

by Cranberry Bob November 28, 2019

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Clarissa didn't wear a bra today and everyone saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019