coprocracy

A coprocracy is a form of government that endeavors to treat its citizens really shitty.

Nazi Germany was a total coprocracy.

coprocracy by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2022

Coprocracy

A government ruled by shits or, respectively, jerks. Such a government can be used to describe tyrannical monarchies and cases of coprocatic rule.

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is ironically a coprocracy, ruled by shits including Kim Jong Un himself.

Coprocracy by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ December 27, 2016

Cockocracy 

The political power of the penis within a hierarchal structure, normally between men.

Size matters in the cockocracy of the locker room

Cockocracy by Cockcrocratic April 12, 2014

corpocracy 

1. Often disguised as a democracy or a constitutional monarchy, a corpocracy is when a country is run by big business, either

a. Indirectly (a common occurrence). Usually the result of pandemic corruption or gradual erosion of a nation's checks and balances on the executive branch of government; to the point where greed takes precedence over your representative's morals.

or

b. Directly (currently theoretical). There are few companies with the capital to afford starting their own direct corpocracy.

2. America's actual system of government.

1a. I highly doubt that Congress would willingly label America a corpocracy, but honesty isn't exactly their strong point.

1b. Microsoft has enough money to buy a small country, thus forming the first direct corpocracy.

2. America became a corpocracy when both the Republicans and the Democrats dropped all pretence at serving the nation's best interests; opting to take bribes from the defence industry, large oil companies, and Hollywood instead.

corpocracy by Anonymøøse December 11, 2007

corpocracy 

The style of politics we have now in America, where corporations run the "democracy" of the country.

The fiscal bailouts prove that America is now a corpocracy.

America is of the corporations, for the corporations, and by the corporations.

corpocracy by batdarl February 28, 2009

corpocracy 

While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".

Joe: I'm happy we live in a democracy.

Ed: Actually, the U.S. is a republic, do your homework.

DeShaun: Well, by law the U.S. is supposed to be a republic, but in actuality it is a Corpocracy - democracy by corporations.

All: Tru Dat

corpocracy by tinky2jed March 14, 2010

Capracracy

A government that is lead by goats.

Clearly Capracracy is the most efficient form of government.

Capracracy by Very Super Fat Lad March 5, 2019