Definitions by Cornpop was a bad dude
Biden
B - bullshitin'
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
Biden by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Joe Biden
1. From now on, when somebody makes a verbal gaffe, it will be referred to as a Joe Biden.
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
Joe Biden by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Biden
My grandma has Biden, we're probably going to have to put her in a nursing home soon...or we could just put her in the white house and make her be president and watch her be humiliated every day, but no I wouldn't do that to my own grandmother that's cruel. What kind of soul-less person would do something like that to their own family member? Oh wait...
Biden by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Mentally retarded
Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
Mentally retarded by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Biden speech
When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"
Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech
Biden speech by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Biden
Another word for dementia
Johnny: Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa? Today he forgot who I was twice and then I think he even forgot where he was for a minute. He also started rambling about this guy named Corn Pop, and then he got to talking about his hairy legs, and how he liked kids to rub them, it was all very weird.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
Dad: Well, I'm afraid to say that Grandpa is exhibiting strong signs of Biden
Johnny: what is Biden again? I've heard people talk about it but what is it exactly?
Dad: well son, Biden is what happens to some people when they get old, their mind starts to go and they start forgetting stuff that they used to know, they become confused quite often, and sometimes they even become agitated very easily.
Johnny: Why?
Dad: Well son, you see, when a person has Biden, they often know what they want to say but can't find the right words, and this can make them feel very flustered.
Johnny: Well is there anything we can do to help Grandpa?
Dad: Well I'm afraid not really, see the thing about Biden is that there really isn't a cure for it, and it becomes worse and more extreme the longer a person has it. So all we can do is love Grandpa regardless, even though it may be hard at times, and show him that we are here for him no matter what.
Johnny: is that it?
Dad: Yes, pretty much, that is all that we can do. ...Well, there is one thing that could definitely help him and make it easier on him.
Johnny: What's that?
Dad: never make him be the president.
Biden by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Plies
1. Somebody who talks and or acts like an idiot even though they know better.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
2. A Florida rapper ashamed of his educated background and in favor of his retarded sounding alter ego.
1.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
2.
Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
Jermaine: ay bruh bruh, tel ny nga who got a prblm wit me he cen git it naam tann bout? I finna beat ny pussay azz nigga dat gots a prblm wit me naam saan?
Marques: Jermaine, stop being a Plies! You weren't raised like that, you are not from the ghetto, you went to college and are educated, so stop talking like a retard and trying to be hood! If you keep pretending to be a thug one of these days you'll get yourself killed by a real thug.
Jermaine: but I wants people to think I'm cool! Being smart isn't cool nomore, naam taan bout?
2.
Plies: Ay yo bih, dis ya lil ol Plies talkin, n I be lookin' 4 a fine lil bussit baby, naam sayin? I be trynna git her nimba bruh bruh, n I'm a goon, I rlly b n dem streetz bruh, I'm sippin on dat yike, pussy nigga mess wit me he ain't gon make it bike, modafucka itz sweet pussay satday, I finna git ma dick sucked bruh bruh, n u no, ppl say im not lyrical bruh, but dat ain't my fault bih, I dropped outta college bih, ain't earned my degree, naam taan bout bruh bruh?
Smart person: oh shut up already, and stop talking like a retard when you can actually speak properly, you can we've heard you in interviews. You don't live the thug life you stole all your rap material from your brother's life. You went to college and are somewhat educated, and just because you dropped out that isn't an excuse for your bad lyrical abilities, I mean look at Nas, he didn't even go to college and he's 100 times more lyrical than you could ever hope to be.
Plies by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022