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Biden speech

When an old man talks, either to himself or to a large and very confused audience, usually consisting of young children, who, let's be honest, would rather be doing anything else. There are no real rules to a Biden speech, the person giving it just has to make little to no sense, often go off on tangents, get extremely confused and mix his words up mid-sentence, and also usually connects random unrelated events from his or her life into one as if they all took place at once. You'll know if you have just witnessed a Biden speech, because after said speech you will think "wait what the hell did I just listen to? That made absolutely no sense! And why was he talking about record players and then started talking about his teeth, only to then talk about sniffing little kid's hair?"

Old man: You know, um uh you know, you know man, Cornpop, he was uh um, he was a real bad dude man, okay, wait what? What was I saying? Where the hell am I? What am I doing here? My butt needs wiping! I mean I I I mean, I mean um, my teeth man, so I said man, I said to him, I said yo you get down from there little nigger boy, or um, wait, let me be plerfectly queer, or wait, I think it was um a uh Friday, yeah, yeah definitely a Saturday, and she had on a red bikini, and uh, I uh, I said to my friend, my my friend, my long friend, long time friend, Raprock, Rap Rock America, you know, you you know the guy, the last guy, uh um president, or or uh not the last one but the one before him, my my boss, President My Boss, I said, well you know, you know what I said, I mean you were there, and yeah, so yeah, I'm running for the first Blafrican American Queen of Asia, so yeah, vote for me, I mean look me over, and if you like what you see then vote for me, and if not then screw you, vote for the other person, I don't want you to vote for me then, but whatever you do, just don't vote for...for um...um...uh that other guy, Donald, Donald um uh something, you know, come on maaan!

John: bro what the hell was that!
Bill: Oh just another old guy rambling, just another biden speech

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Biden

The new hip word for dementia that all the kids are using today

My grandma has Biden, we're probably going to have to put her in a nursing home soon...or we could just put her in the white house and make her be president and watch her be humiliated every day, but no I wouldn't do that to my own grandmother that's cruel. What kind of soul-less person would do something like that to their own family member? Oh wait...

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Joe Biden

To make an embarrassing verbal slip-up or mistake, or to get something very confused.

1. From now on, when somebody makes a verbal gaffe, it will be referred to as a Joe Biden.

2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Stupid son of a bitch

Joe Biden

Joey 'sippy cup' Biden is the stupid son of a bitch, not Peter Doocy

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Young Dolph

Yet another wack rapper with no skills. Representing (or rather disgracing) Memphis, Young Dolph commands little to no respect. All of his songs are about the same things, just about how much money he has, how many bitches he fucks, how many guns he has and how many drugs he smokes. Some people say that Dolph speaks for the struggle, but all his music really does is promote cocaine use to young teens who don't know any better.

Guy1: Yo I agreed with Pete Rock when he said that Young Dolph is trash, somebody needed to say it and I'm glad he did because that nigga is straight garbage!
Guy2: Yeah, Dolph is a joke and he has no skill.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 15, 2022

The Patrick Star award

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.

Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Webbie

The coolest spelling teacher ever.

10 year old: how do you spell 'independent?'
Webbie: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, do you know what that mean mane?
10 year old: thanks so much Trill Young Savage, I am going to ace that spelling test tomorrow!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022