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Lezly

A girl who is very tomboyish. 9 times out of 10 a girl named Lezly is a lesbian.
1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!

2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!

3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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You know, the thing

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.
Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
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The lights are on, but nobody's home

1. Literally, when someone leaves their house and forgets to turn off their lights.
2. Joe Biden
1.
John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!

2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 20, 2022
mugGet the The lights are on, but nobody's homemug.

DAMN.

Guy1: Yo DAMN. was complete trash I don't understand the hype.
Guy2: Yeah me either, that album was trash, Kendrick is trash.
Guy1: Yeah, Kendrick is just so mainstream and watered down, he even has Rihanna featured on his album.
by Cornpop was a bad dude May 2, 2018
mugGet the DAMN.mug.

Lil Uzi Vert

A shitty rapper who is apparently going to hell, along with all of his fans. The reason for this may be for forcing his terrible music on the public, because of this he will burn in the lake of fire, along with his brain-dead fans.
Lil Uzi Vert: I'm going to hell, and since none of yall have been carried up outta here, obviously yall coming with me.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 17, 2022
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Kendrick Lamar

A rapper who sounds like Donald Duck on crack
Tom: Have you heard that rapper Kendrick Lamar? What do you think of him?
Josh: He sounds like Donald Duck on crack!
by Cornpop was a bad dude August 2, 2018
mugGet the Kendrick Lamarmug.

Raper

An awful yet hilarious misspelling of the word rapper, usually found online, that can get you into a lot of trouble.
1.
Guy1: Who is your favorite raper?
Guy2: Freddie Gibbs is pretty tough.

2.
Freddie Gibbs is one of the best rapers out there.

3.
Tom: Who is your favorite raper?
Jim: Raper? Probably Bill Cosby. Rapper? I dunno...maybe J Cole.
by Cornpop was a bad dude June 22, 2022
mugGet the Rapermug.

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