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1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
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Get the Stupid son of a bitch mug.Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.
Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!
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by Cornpop was a bad dude July 21, 2022
Get the Webbie mug.Somebody who literally sucks at everything. A Drake is someone who does a lot of different activities, but they aren't particularly exceptional at any one of them. A drake may become huge in a particular field despite having no skills in that field.
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Anybody else >>> Drake
Yeah, everybody knows
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Get the Drake mug.A rapper who most people believe to be straight, but is really gay. He also cries all the time but then tries to act all hard. Says how he could steal your bitch but in reality he'd probably kiss you on the lips and put your penis in his mouth instead.
Drake: Ya, ya ya ya, I'm Drizzy, I get more bitches than I can handle, ya, they blow on me like a candle, that pussy girl I'm trynna sample, my girl got so much ass she ample, ya
Also Drake: Ooh, ooh, Little Wayne, he's just too good, ooh he's just tooo good!
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