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Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Mentally retardedmug. B - bullshitin'
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
I - I'm not the president
D - does anyone know why I'm here because I don't!
E - everyone who voted for me is even dumber than I am
N - niggers are bad because I'm a racist
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Bidenmug. Sleepy Joe Biden: I promise you, the president has a big stick, I promise you!
Well he would know, he was slapped around by that big stick for 8 years.
Joe Biden loves the BBC
Well he would know, he was slapped around by that big stick for 8 years.
Joe Biden loves the BBC
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 17, 2022
Get the Big stickmug. A rapper who is almost exclusively known for his troubles with the law. It seems that not long after he is released from jail/prison, he is arrested again.
1.
Tom: did you hear? Kodak Black was arrested again.
Bill: what's new? That idiot been getting arrested monthly now for a minute.
2.
Jim: Have you heard Kodak Black? Are you a fan of his music?
Bob: wait...he makes music? I just thought he was some idiot who can't follow the law and is always getting arrested.
Jim: well he is that too, just like most other ghetto hoodrat rappers today who can't follow the law and get in trouble and blame it on 'white racism', but he also makes music.
Tom: did you hear? Kodak Black was arrested again.
Bill: what's new? That idiot been getting arrested monthly now for a minute.
2.
Jim: Have you heard Kodak Black? Are you a fan of his music?
Bob: wait...he makes music? I just thought he was some idiot who can't follow the law and is always getting arrested.
Jim: well he is that too, just like most other ghetto hoodrat rappers today who can't follow the law and get in trouble and blame it on 'white racism', but he also makes music.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Kodak Blackmug. John: hey you remember our old friend Justin?
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
Travis: Justin? I don't really remember who that is, who are you talking about?
John: come on, he was our best friend in college, we did everything together, but we sort of lost touch when he moved to Mexico.
Travis: Wait...we did? I don't remember that.
John: Yeah, the three of us were like inseparable at that time, well anyway, he called me the other day, he's in town and he wants to get together! Doesn't that sound like fun?
Travis: damn I wish I could remember him, but I'm totally pulling a Joe Biden right now, come on man! End of quote, repeat the line.
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Joe Bidenmug. 1. Guy1: Hey, is it alright if I bring my sister Lezly to dinner tonight?
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
Guy2: Is she a lesbian?
Guy1: Yes she is, wait how did you know that!
Guy2: her name is Lezly!
2. Lezly: Hi I'm Lezly.
Jim: Are you a lesbian?
Lezly: Wait how did you know that? How did you know I was a lesbian when you just met me a minute ago?
Jim: because your name is Lezly!
3. Bob: I have a friend named Lezly, she's a lesbian.
Bill: Bob, you didn't need to say she was a lesbian, it's already a given when her name is fucking Lezly!
Bob: good point
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Lezlymug. 1. From now on, when somebody makes a verbal gaffe, it will be referred to as a Joe Biden.
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
2. John: Damn it's almost 2:75 in the morning, I've got to get going!
Bill: 2:75? There is no 2:75! Bro you just pulled a Joe Biden!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
Get the Joe Bidenmug.