Cone stoker's definitions

Cum Rodent

A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.

"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cumbezzlement

When a woman teases a man for a length of time causing blueballs ,opening the woman up for legal actions and damages

Sarah had a wet patch round her box all day and wouldn't suck my cock , I had testicular rupture ,I'm taking this bitch to court for cumbezzlement.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cuntfarm

A herd of women ,creating a vaginal stench not unlike a farm.

I was having a cigarette and a thick musky odour filled the air , I looked up and realised I was in the middle of a cuntfarm.

by Cone stoker September 1, 2022

Cum Beggar

A women with an insatiable thirst for semen.

I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum blister

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.

Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Stinkfinger

The smell of sweet vaginal juices on your finger after penetration ,at least to the second knuckle.

Hey mum , I got a date at the ferny Grove waterslide ,hopefully I will get a stinkfinger.

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

by Cone stoker August 20, 2022