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Cum Rodent

A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.
"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cum Rodentmug.

Cumbezzlement

When a woman teases a man for a length of time causing blueballs ,opening the woman up for legal actions and damages
Sarah had a wet patch round her box all day and wouldn't suck my cock , I had testicular rupture ,I'm taking this bitch to court for cumbezzlement.
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cumbezzlementmug.

Cuntfarm

A herd of women ,creating a vaginal stench not unlike a farm.
I was having a cigarette and a thick musky odour filled the air , I looked up and realised I was in the middle of a cuntfarm.
by Cone stoker September 1, 2022
mugGet the Cuntfarmmug.

Cum Beggar

A women with an insatiable thirst for semen.
I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cum Beggarmug.

Cum blister

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.
Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cum blistermug.

Stinkfinger

The smell of sweet vaginal juices on your finger after penetration ,at least to the second knuckle.
Hey mum , I got a date at the ferny Grove waterslide ,hopefully I will get a stinkfinger.
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
mugGet the Stinkfingermug.

Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.
"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
mugGet the Cum Blizzardmug.

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