Definitions by Cone stoker

Cuntfarm 

A herd of women ,creating a vaginal stench not unlike a farm.

I was having a cigarette and a thick musky odour filled the air , I looked up and realised I was in the middle of a cuntfarm.

Cuntfarm by Cone stoker September 1, 2022

Cum Blizzard 

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.

"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"

Cum Blizzard by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cumbezzlement 

When a woman teases a man for a length of time causing blueballs ,opening the woman up for legal actions and damages

Sarah had a wet patch round her box all day and wouldn't suck my cock , I had testicular rupture ,I'm taking this bitch to court for cumbezzlement.

Cumbezzlement by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Stinkfinger 

The smell of sweet vaginal juices on your finger after penetration ,at least to the second knuckle.

Hey mum , I got a date at the ferny Grove waterslide ,hopefully I will get a stinkfinger.

Stinkfinger by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum blister 

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.

Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.

Cum blister by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum Leech

A woman who refused to detach from the Penis after oral sex.

"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"

Cum Leech by Cone stoker August 20, 2022

Cum Rodent

A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.

"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"

Cum Rodent by Cone stoker August 20, 2022