"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"
by Cone stoker August 21, 2022
When a woman teases a man for a length of time causing blueballs ,opening the woman up for legal actions and damages
Sarah had a wet patch round her box all day and wouldn't suck my cock , I had testicular rupture ,I'm taking this bitch to court for cumbezzlement.
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
A women who is not afraid to gather and devour 2nd hand cum from any source available ,no matter what state the jism appears to be in.
"Sally is such a Cum Rodent. I caught her nibbling the curtains the morning after Roger fucked me and tried to blow out the window and got the curtains"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
I was having a cigarette and a thick musky odour filled the air , I looked up and realised I was in the middle of a cuntfarm.
by Cone stoker September 01, 2022
I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022